Wife going on vacation..I need sugestions as to how to occupy myself....

[Biggin']

I was joking! it was funny. It takes a lot to offend me. I find myself offensive, frankly. thanks.

lame answer pro-natalisnt whatever that is

 

[pronatalist]

Do some much-needed home improvements, while you have some time available, to all the more, welcome her back, and not have to be busy, while in her company again.

 

[B_Demention]

You can always take in some homeless women and go down on them. Or have them give you some action, since they're the ones who need a roof over their heads.

 

[Swordie]

Why don't u stop by my place one night and we'll see how good u are at that Hide My Sausage" game...

 

[Stretch]

I find myself offensive, frankly. thanks.

Really?...I don't find you clever enough to be offensive, frankly. thanks