Wildest thing you've seen in the gym/locker room

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Saw a fat lady fly off a treadmill and plow into a personal trainer who was carrying two large smoothies. She was like a giant orange bowling ball in tights. Seriously, she put the s-p-a-n in spandex. Smoothie everywhere, but mostly on the trainer, who was an arrogant prick. You should have seen his smoothie covered face, he was so fucking furious, it was hysterical. Made my day, heh-heh.
 

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my gym steam room and sauna are very cruisey. have been in many hookups and watched many after a good work out. lost many a load there. best was late one night and was this huge muscle guy i saw in the weight room. thought he caught me checking him out and then he was checking me out. when i finished my work out, he did too. hit the locker room at the same time and watched each other undress. hit the showers and then the sauna. awesome seesion.
 

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Wow! These stories are great! I also am turned on at the gym. I love seeing hot, sexy men working out and then going into the locker room to undress and get some steam by sitting naked in the steam room and letting everything "hang out."

The sauna at my gym is small, so it always feels kind of intimate. The door has a clear glass insert, which allows men in the sauna to look at the other men undressing in front of their lockers. I have seen a lot of nice man-meat that way!

When I go to the gym to work out, I always freeball under my white gym shorts, which are kind of short to begin with. I like getting semi-hard and letting my bulge show inside my gym shorts as I work out. A couple of times while I'm on the stationery bike, I have gotten almost fully hard and close to cumming. Then I have to get off and walk around a little to stop myself from shooting a load.

I like to watch the muscle guys work out. There's one dude at my gym who is REALLY sexy when he's weight lifting! He wears black compression shorts that show a huge bulge in front. His bicepts are big and rippling, and his pecs are nice too. He's middle-aged and handsome, a real "daddy" type, with a great bod!

Wow. Excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to go to the gym! :wink:
 

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My Gym is pretty quiet and very strict. They have walk throughs every 20 minutes or so in the locker rooms. The only thing I ever saw was a Marine recruiter who I knew come out of the shower with an erection, he just laughed it off. He is a straight hot ginger with about a 5 inch penis erect. I also used to see this older man who was very fit he would walk around in flip flops only with his very long limp penis about 6 inches in length. He was from Afghanistan I believe a very nice guy. No sex at all though. I will usually watch the weight lifters for tips on lifting and also as eye candy. Most young guys do the towel dance as OMG no one can see my penis!!! Heaven forbid!!! LOL!!! There are some young ones who will bare it all but very few. I have to fantasize about Gym locker room sex.
 

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Geez. I've never seen anything "wild" in the women's locker room. It really is boring in there. I've been a member of a lot of gyms and they're always the same.

a sugar glider.
he was in the ladies locker room :eek:
after a shock, none of the ladies could keep their hands off him.
:tongue1:


hmm.. wildest.. he was pretty sweet/tame :rolleyes:

Aw!!!! I love sugar gliders!
 

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Seen plenty over the years. Some gyms are way more cruising than others.
Watched BJs, solo wanks, helper wanks, and yes even full on fucking once in a great while.
Sauna and hottub are spots but the showers have been dbl occupancy on many occasions!!
 
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Geez. I've never seen anything "wild" in the women's locker room. It really is boring in there. I've been a member of a lot of gyms and they're always the same. !

I've been a member of several gyms myself and never saw anything remotely wild. I suspect that, for the most part, men's gyms and locker rooms are probably about as exciting as the women's gyms of which you've been a member.
 

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Been working out 10years and never seen anything:( I dont use the locker rooms much though unless I really need to change. Have been using the sanuna alot lately though....
 

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Seen one erection (in the steamroom) in all the 12 years orso that I've been a member of a gym. Walked in on him as he was more than likely rubbing one out!
 

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Late '80s...at the pool swimming laps there was this guy in his 30's (5'7", thin, massive cock)checking out a guy in his 20's (6', thin, avg. hung). When the younger guy finished up the older guy followed him into the showers- where they stripped out of their suits and rinsed off. The older guy then followed the younger guy into the steam room. Both were naked. The older guy started up a conversation complimenting the young guy on much improved his swimming has gotten over the months. While plying on the compliments the older guy started j/o. His cock was amazingly long & thick. It looked ridicuously awesome on his small frame. Soon the younger guy was j/o. Both were watching each other's package. Finally the younger guy complimented the older on his size and said 'you wife must be very happy'. To which the older guy laughed and then stood up and walked over. Due to the design of the room and their positioning his cock was now at mouth level. Nervous seconds passed but finally the younger guy started to orally please the older man. It was quite the scene.
(...yup, I was the younger guy :)
 

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Saw a fat lady fly off a treadmill and plow into a personal trainer who was carrying two large smoothies. She was like a giant orange bowling ball in tights. Seriously, she put the s-p-a-n in spandex. Smoothie everywhere, but mostly on the trainer, who was an arrogant prick. You should have seen his smoothie covered face, he was so fucking furious, it was hysterical. Made my day, heh-heh.

That was a wonderfully vivid description, mercurygirl! It would have been hard to keep from laughing at that, I don't know if I could have kept it in.

This is just a stupid memory from my high school days, nothing sexual about it although I kind of remember the teacher being hot. It was a weight training class, I had just backpacked many miles with the Scouts the summer before and so my legs were in great shape. We all had to leg press as much as we could, and a couple of people started chuckling when I said 240. Probably because I was still developing, I was lean and kind of scrawny for years. Anyway, I did 240 pretty easily, and the teacher noticed it and put it on 300, which I got with a struggle. He asked me if I wanted to try 320, I said sure, and it was absolutely the only memory I have in my life of a crowd gathering around me while I was doing something physical. Anyway, I pushed as hard as I could, maybe, nope, wait maybe yep, and got it, which was so exciting I couldn't believe it. I think a few people were commenting 'good job' and 'way to go' kind of things. And then my mind just immediately switched to something else, as I have realized as an adult is just part of who I am and how I am wired, and so I just eased off the weights slightly. Right when the teacher said the word 'don't' and then...CRASH!!! The whole thing collapsed down, I don't know why I didn't think about the fact that exerting that much to get there and lock my knees, I couldn't ease off of it. I may have even messed the machine up, I can't remember (or I'm not allowing myself to). But that was a pretty wild thing to see.
 

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That was a wonderfully vivid description, mercurygirl! It would have been hard to keep from laughing at that, I don't know if I could have kept it in.

I couldn't hold it in, it was so fucking funny. She was rolling around on the carpet trying desperately to get to her feet, her orange tights totally wedged up her huge ass, and he stood there frozen covered in smoothie so angry he crushed one of the cups in his hand and the remaining smoothie oozed out. I'm laughing just thinking about it.
 

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I couldn't hold it in, it was so fucking funny. She was rolling around on the carpet trying desperately to get to her feet, her orange tights totally wedged up her huge ass, and he stood there frozen covered in smoothie so angry he crushed one of the cups in his hand and the remaining smoothie oozed out. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

Hysterical. Would have loved to see that.
 

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I've gotten a few BJs and even gotten rimmed in the sauna at my gym. One guy pressed up against me with his cock poking at my ass telling me he wanted to fuck me right there, then told me to hang on as he went for a condom. I bolted!
 
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Wildest thing you've seen in the gym/locker room

One of the personal trainers at Gold's Gym who is straight and homofriendly (NOT BISEXUAL). He came into the gym with his young son who had to be like nine years old at the time.
The 39 year old trainer was dark haired with a rocker mullet hairstyle. About 6'5" tall. REALLY buff and very proportionate. Very hairy forearms. Tanned. REALLY thick calves.


The wildest thing I saw: the trainer wore these muscle pants. (They looked kinda like Hammer pants on a Nutra System diet. You could literally see his big old dick slinging around in those pants. It was a fat, thick niner flaccid waggler. SCANDALOUS... Everyone in the gym saw it.:eek: Even the front-desk guy mentioned it to me and I was like "You don't have to tell me. I saw it and I almost wanted to get a membership renewal." :biggrin1:




 
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I wish all gyms were like the college one I belonged to in the 80s" SOOOO much circle jerking in the sauna. I loved it. Did it for three years. I think guys should be encouraged to circle jerk or suck cock in gyms. It'd be good for everyone.