Wildest thing you've seen in the gym/locker room

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Seeing a lady walk into the men's locker room. Looked like she was looking for her locker because she had a locker key in her hand. She saw me and some naked guys but didn't seem to be in a hurry to leave. Still wondering if she did it on purpose.
 

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I was in Atlantic City in the mid 90s staying at one of the resort hotels. This resort had a separate men's and women's workout areas. Off of the workout area was a men's only spa that had an aromatherapy room, sauna, steam, huge whirlpool, and some lounge chairs. The sauna was cave like with a heavy wooden door with a small porthole in it. On the contrary, the sauna was wide open with a full glass face that allowed you to see out (and others in). These details matter later in the story.

I had worked out earlier in the day so that gave me access for the facilities for the full day. After a day of gambling, other activities, and then dinner, my buddies were headed for more gambling. I checked the time and noted that the gym/spa would be open for another hour. I figured I could just go chill in the spa area for a bit. I told my buddies I would catch up with them later.

When I entered the spa area, there were a few guys around. Most were nude, a couple were more modest with towels around them. I did the circuit and used all of the rooms and the whirlpool. I then found a lounge chair to chill for a bit.

Shortly thereafter the 20something good looking Black/Latino mixed guy came through the spa announcing that they would be closing up in 15mins. The couple of guys that were left at this time, headed to the showers. I decided to hit the steam room for one more quick visit. As I was exiting the steam room, I ran into the clerk who was doing last rounds. I apologized for lagging behind. I told him that I would just go up to my room to shower. He told me...no problem. He had to clean up anyway. He would still be there another 45mins or so and that I could continue to use the facilities if I liked. He was going to lock the door though so that no one else could enter. When I needed to leave, jus tlet him know so that he could let me out. I thanked him and took him up on his offer (damn he was cute).

I laid on the lounge for a few mins to cool down before using the steam and sauna one more time. I could see the shower area from my lounge chair. I saw the clerk enter and begin to clean the showers. He was was in shorts and a tank. I watch this beautiful boy for a few more minutes and then headed to the steam room. From the steam room, I still had some visibility into the shower area. I could see the last shower stall. The huge glass window was steamed up, but you could still make out shapes/movement. It was then that I saw the clerk enter the last stall to clean it.

Somehow something looked different. I went to the glass window and wiped away a little patch so that I could see through the glass. Somehow he had lost all of his clothes and was now completely nude. Wow. His body lived up to what thought was hiding under his clothes. I watched intently as he scrubbed the shower with his flaccid dick swinging as he moved around. After finishing that stall, he disappeared from my sight line. Since I was nude, I waited a couple mins in the steam in hopes that my erection would subside. I decided to take my chances and exited the steam room. Just then, I saw the clerk enter the spa area carrying his cleaning equipement. He was still nude and sporting a full hard-on. He looked over my way, smiled, and then entered the cave like sauna.

I thought...damn. Was that a sign? Should I follow? Fuck...what should I do? Well I figured I could at least go over to see what was going on. I could pretend like I was asking how much more time I had. I approached the sauna and peered through the porthole. The clerk was sitting in there stroking with a big ole smile on his face. He blew me and then I fucked him. Very hot.

When I finally caught up with my buddies, they commented on how relaxed and rejuvenated I looked. I just smiled.
 

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I saw a guy stripping with a HUGE chest and HUGE back, with a tiny tiny waist. I had to do a double-take. To exaggerate, it's like he had a 42" chest with a 28" waist.

he probably just had a 42 inch chest which made his waist look way smaller...as it should be ;)
 

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I think guys should be encouraged to circle jerk or suck cock in gyms. It'd be good for everyone.

Man, I totally agree. I've never experienced that it any of my gyms, but I've definitely gotten a glimpse of some nice looking cock here and there.
 

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I see this guy at my gym all the time... Now the problem is it is an all ages locker room... This guy ALWAYS wears a cockring in the steam room and showers. I dont mind at all that he wears it. Shit, he can wear it around his neck for all I care, but the young boys doenst need to see it.
 
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Saw a fat lady fly off a treadmill and plow into a personal trainer who was carrying two large smoothies. She was like a giant orange bowling ball in tights. Seriously, she put the s-p-a-n in spandex. Smoothie everywhere, but mostly on the trainer, who was an arrogant prick. You should have seen his smoothie covered face, he was so fucking furious, it was hysterical. Made my day, heh-heh.

I dont see anything remotely funny about an overweight lady at a GYM. It seems incredibly bitchy to be ragging on someone who's at the gym trying to better herself. I feel sorry for the ladies who work at at your gym, having to endure the judgmental stares of people like you.
 

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these stories are pretty much the reason why everyone does the towel dance and gyms have replaced open showers with individual cubicles. As Oscar Wilde said each man kills the thing he loves
 

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Me and my bf saw Jesus Christ in the locker room. Yeah you read that right. This guy looked exactly like all the paintings of Jesus. He was in the shower room showering. What wasn't like the paintings is he was totally ripped. A body of a god. And we had to ask ourselves, why wouldn't Jesus have a perfectly ripped 6 pack body. Damn he was hot. He could give anyone a religious experience. No sexual enticement though. The guy was totally straight and just did his business.

I still see him off and on at the gym. Very sexy, hunky Jesus with a nice beard, dark brown longish hair and piercing eyes. Hallelujah!

Sex at the gym? Yeah a lot of it. There was on day that the steam room turned into such a hot orgie that you guys would probably just call it bs. I still jerk off thinking about what happened.
 

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Me and my bf saw Jesus Christ in the locker room. Yeah you read that right. This guy looked exactly like all the paintings of Jesus. He was in the shower room showering. What wasn't like the paintings is he was totally ripped. A body of a god. And we had to ask ourselves, why wouldn't Jesus have a perfectly ripped 6 pack body. Damn he was hot. He could give anyone a religious experience. No sexual enticement though. The guy was totally straight and just did his business.

I still see him off and on at the gym. Very sexy, hunky Jesus with a nice beard, dark brown longish hair and piercing eyes. Hallelujah!

Sex at the gym? Yeah a lot of it. There was on day that the steam room turned into such a hot orgie that you guys would probably just call it bs. I still jerk off thinking about what happened.
This post made me scared for life!
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I couldn't hold it in, it was so fucking funny. She was rolling around on the carpet trying desperately to get to her feet, her orange tights totally wedged up her huge ass, and he stood there frozen covered in smoothie so angry he crushed one of the cups in his hand and the remaining smoothie oozed out. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

your killing me over here...lol...
 

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I dont see anything remotely funny about an overweight lady at a GYM. It seems incredibly bitchy to be ragging on someone who's at the gym trying to better herself. I feel sorry for the ladies who work at at your gym, having to endure the judgmental stares of people like you.

I'm sure most of us do find the image of a large woman in tight orange s-p-a-n-dex crashing into a trainer with 2 smoothies hilarious!!
 

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This happened to me over the summer of 2014. I was participating in an annual charity golf outing here on Long Island. Some local politicians, small and big business representatives and a few mixed groups from a local charity. I was part of a group that plays together every year. We are so bad that we get invited every year just to bring some levity to the day. One of the guys from our group needed to back out last minute and I mean last minute. So we ask around if anyone is a single that wants to join our threesome. A few minutes later the event organizer texts me that he found us a fourth.
We're my eyes playing tricks on me... This 20 something girl walks up to my cart with a golf bag telling me she was our fourth. She was very cute... What made it hard to take our eyes off of her was the short shorts... And skin tight shirt trying to cover some huge boobs.

We do some small talk intro's and start to play. We were starting on the 5th hole. 380 plus yards to pin for men, 300 for women. She ties off and fits right in.. She slices into the woods. After 10 minutes I walk into the trees to try and help her... To find her on her knees looking for her ball. I don't what came over me, but I just blurted out... OK now I need a cold shower... She turns and smiles. She agrees to let it go and play on. About an hour into the outing and it is getting HOT .. 90 plus degrees.. She tells me that she is thirsty and really needs a beer. We pull around to one of the refreshment carts and I grab a couple of beers and two bottled waters. She grabs one the beers and literally chugs it down. I am staring at her when she pokes me.. I was like damm women.. Thirsty? She asks me if she can have the second beer? I'm like sure ... She goes to open it and it sprays all over her... My face..and my shorts. Now I will admit I was a little pissed off, until I see that see is really upset as her shirt was soaked and you could see right through it. I start to tell he that she can use one of my towels to dry off, when she tells me that she is not made that her shirt was see through... She giggled saying that it was part of her master plan to distract us, so she could win the bet money. She tells me that she just doesn't want to smell like beer the entire day. I tell her to go behind the bushes and rince her shirt off with the bottled water. Now I am sitting in the cart as the next group plays through. She comes out from the bushes with her shirt on and a smirk on her face. I asked her what up? She asks me if I tried to peek? I told her honestly no... She gives me a look and says..too bad. She gets into the cart and shoves her bra into the little cubby by her knees. We get back to playing and I can keep my eyes off her... A few more beers and we are laughing and having a blast. We stop for lunch and I try to wash some of the beer off of my shorts in the men's rest room. Now we're are on the 14 th hole and need to finish up. She walks into the men's restroom and I am in my boxers trying to dry my shorts under the hand air dryer. I was laughing as she looks down and says...Nice... To bad the are loose... She pulls up her shirt showing me her boobs.. Then says.. Ok now show me yours. I was like what the heck .. I tell her that my hands were full drying my shorts... If she wanted to look she needed to do it herself. Without a moments hesitation she grabs the bottom of my boxers and pulls them down. She looks up at me and says... You sneaky bastard... You have a really nice cock... She grabs my cock and tells me to get into a stall. Within seconds I am standing in a stall with this women sucking me like she hasn't eaten in days. Before I could even move I am ready to pop... She grabs my balls and gently squeezes them as I cum in her mouth. She gulps twice and gets up and says.. Damm you taste great. We get our shit together and get into the cart... Now we skip 15, 16, 17 and pull up to the tie box for 18. She leans into me and says... Let's just go fuck.... I was like hell yeah... We pull off the course and park the cart near the clubhouse. We were like to HighSchool kids trying to find a place to fool around. We ended up in the men's locker room in the back. She has my shorts off and she is rubbing her bald pussy in fron of me. We fucked like animals for 20 minutes when she starts to cum I tell her I am about to cum and she grabs my cock and swallows the entire load.
We wash up and she sneaks out to get changed in the women's locker room. I get out of the shower and see an attendant sitting on a stool near the hair dryers. I walk by him and he says...damm dude you screwed the shit out of her... LOL...
 

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First experience: Sports Connection in Santa Monica, CA next to the airport. The year 1993. Walked into the sauna to catch two guys jacking each other off. Wasn't cool with it (I was 23) and just Mad Dogged them until they left.

Second time (Around 1997) At a gym in Long Beach and saw one guy playing with himself in a crowded Steam room. Didn't know what to make of it really, he sat there and stroked his 8 inched thick semi in front of everyone. They just sat there quietly and watched. I stayed for for a few minutes checking this scene out and hit the showers. Again, wasn't my thing. Saw him months later in one of Joey Silvera's porn movies screwing a trans named Brandy White.
 

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First experience: Sports Connection in Santa Monica, CA next to the airport. The year 1993. Walked into the sauna to catch two guys jacking each other off. Wasn't cool with it (I was 23) and just Mad Dogged them until they left.

Second time (Around 1997) At a gym in Long Beach and saw one guy playing with himself in a crowded Steam room. Didn't know what to make of it really, he sat there and stroked his 8 inched thick semi in front of everyone. They just sat there quietly and watched. I stayed for for a few minutes checking this scene out and hit the showers. Again, wasn't my thing. Saw him months later in one of Joey Silvera's porn movies screwing a trans named Brandy White.

I guess if it's not a guy's thing, it's not a guy's thing. It's certainly MY thing, tho. I will always remember my sauna jackoffs of which there were many.
 
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