Wildest/weirdest sex toys

[693987]

I did a quick search and didn't see any other thread that quite matched what I was thinking of for this thread. I'm curious to hear about and/or see pictures of the weirdest sex toys you own or want to own!

My collection is a lot smaller than it used to be, after I tossed some that I didn't ever use. My wildest ever dildo was from Bad Dragon, of the original "Breeder" design (it got revamped since). It was 8" insertable length and the thickest part of it was 8" around. It was also pumpkin orange, because I got it during a Halloween sale

Currently, here's what I'm rocking in my toy bag (not counting all my BDSM stuff)

That's a couple of Bad Dragon toys, some Tantus, and others. The toy I want to get next is this funny thing

Egg Plug | Bad Dragon

They have a big ol' tentacle dildo if that's more your gig, along with a lot of other really unique toys.

I'm looking forward to see what other folks have

 

[deleted936015]

Impressive collection!!

 

[693987]

Impressive collection!!

I've seen the sex toys that look like a person's whole fist, and while that's a bit intimidating size-wise for my parts, it's not that weird to me. I know people into fisting and have fisted someone in the past. I'm sure there are all kinds of zany and/or unique toys out there that I've never seen, though! Thus far, Bad Dragon and some of the other companies of that nature (heavy catering to the furry demographic) have the most neat products.

 

[deleted936015]

The fist too me, just looks abit tacky.

Doc johnson american bombshell range has some interesting things for those into a stretch.

 

[IntactMale]

I feel like there aren't too many sex toys available to men who aren't interested in any kind of anal stimulation. I have a Fleshlight and that's it, so I guess that's the weirdest on I have. I do think its weird and I don't really like using it and I don't like having it in my home anymore. I'm just not sure how to dispose of something like that.

I've considered getting a small vibrator, not penis shaped and not for anal stimulation but to see how it would feel on my penis. Something more like a bullet.

 

[693987]

I feel like there aren't too many sex toys available to men who aren't interested in any kind of anal stimulation. I have a Fleshlight and that's it, so I guess that's the weirdest on I have. I do think its weird and I don't really like using it and I don't like having it in my home anymore. I'm just not sure how to dispose of something like that.

I've considered getting a small vibrator, not penis shaped and not for anal stimulation but to see how it would feel on my penis. Something more like a bullet.

It does seem like sex toys are much more limited if you're not interested in having something penetrate you. There do seem to be more and more toys available for penetration, at least. It seems to mostly be variations along the lines of a Fleshlight or if you're interested, blow up dolls, real dolls, etc.

I've seen cock rings that had a space for a bullet vibe, which might be worth checking out. I've yet to have a partner or playmate try one with me, so I don't know how much fun they are if used with someone else. I've seen some porn where it was tease/orgasm denial/edge kinda stuff, where a vibe was against the head of a dick or the frenulum which might be fun, too. Mostly that was where someone was bound, and it was along the lines of a Hitachi propped up/held in a vice to be in the right position. Bullet vibe will be a lot more reasonable price, for trying out vibrations... I spent wayyy too much money on my first vibrator, and it ended up not being the right shape/kinda toy for me. RIP my wallet

 

[Scooter5]

Here are a few that fit the bill

 

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[693987]

Here are a few that fit the bill

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Looks like a urethral sound with some e-stim thrown in? Maybe I am too kinky/friends with too many kinky folks, because I don't think of sounding as being that unusual

 

[693987]

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Dannng. That is huge, and I bet the ridges on it would make for interesting sensations, especially when used for anal play

 

[frutiger]

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My partner and I are pretty into bad dragon and other fantasy toys. We have a lot of the sheath designs too, and they're probably our favorites. Some of the bigger one's defiantly get up there the pink one on top (growler from primal hardware) is worth checking out for sure.

 

[1069762]

I, too, am a huge fan of Bad Dragon. I have about six of their toys right now. I'll have to take pics later. They're amazing though!

 

[693987]

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My partner and I are pretty into bad dragon and other fantasy toys. We have a lot of the sheath designs too, and they're probably our favorites. Some of the bigger one's defiantly get up there the pink one on top (growler from primal hardware) is worth checking out for sure.

Ayyyy you have rainbow dongs too! Nice

 

[deleted936015]

E-Stim can be pretty fun!
The cock ring with a bullet vibe is abit meh, with partners iv used them with, the bullet didnt really seem to do too much as the vibe wasnt strong enough to turn my shaft into a vibrator, and unless it was further down the shaft, couldnt be used as a clit vibe.

Masturbating eggs arent too bad!

 

[693987]

E-Stim can be pretty fun!
The cock ring with a bullet vibe is abit meh, with partners iv used them with, the bullet didnt really seem to do too much as the vibe wasnt strong enough to turn my shaft into a vibrator, and unless it was further down the shaft, couldnt be used as a clit vibe.

Masturbating eggs arent too bad!

When I had my hood pierced, vibration did more interesting things when it was touching the jewelry. I imagine it would work for if it was something else pierced, too. Of course, not everyone wants piercings So not a great solution

 

[deleted936015]

Well i will keep that in mind if i ever hookup with pierced parts

The best mans toy.... is still his hand

 

[1362937]

E-Stim can be pretty fun!
The cock ring with a bullet vibe is abit meh, with partners iv used them with, the bullet didnt really seem to do too much as the vibe wasnt strong enough to turn my shaft into a vibrator, and unless it was further down the shaft, couldnt be used as a clit vibe.

Masturbating eggs arent too bad!

estim hurts on cock....feels great in ass

 

[AlteredEgo]

Looks like a urethral sound with some e-stim thrown in? Maybe I am too kinky/friends with too many kinky folks, because I don't think of sounding as being that unusual

Sounding freaks me out on a totally visceral level. Whenever I think of it, I see and hear every associated memory all at once, like some kind of PTSD. I've seen too much.

I saw once, in a store, a toy that looked like a bunch of tongues on a wheel. I want it as a gift. It's too expensive for me to turn out not to like it.

ETA:
I went to find a picture of the item in question, and found that they've increased the power and lowered the price. I'm going to buy this.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NRBY0VO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_HhzNCbA1ABT7C

 

[693987]

Sounding freaks me out on a totally visceral level. Whenever I think of it, I see and hear every associated memory all at once, like some kind of PTSD. I've seen too much.

I saw once, in a store, a toy that looked like a bunch of tongues on a wheel. I want it as a gift. It's too expensive for me to turn out not to like it.

ETA:
I went to find a picture of the item in question, and found that they've increased the power and lowered the price. I'm going to buy this.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NRBY0VO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_HhzNCbA1ABT7C

I had seen that toy before! Lemme know how ya like it. I don't like oral enough to have been tempted by it, but I was always curious about it.