Will Women ever evolve

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Drifterwood, Dec 31, 2010.

  1. Drifterwood

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    a second or even multiple clitorises?

    I have been giving this a lot of thought.

    I would definitely want to have a woman who had multiple clitorises, one behind each ear would be great. Imagine Dog and Reverse Cowgirl :eek:.

    Surely this would give women a huge reproductive evolutionary advantage; so either Darwin is wrong or God is a bit of a party pooper.

    Any evolutionary biologists in the house? :confused:
     
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    I'd rather that men evolve a couple extra cocks. Think of the staying power!
     
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    You'd need the balls to go with them.

    Another advantage for the female sex.
     
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    Four or five balls are part of the evolutionary bargain, DW. I'd gladly shop for new undies to compensate for the extra baggage.
     
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    Mine would hang in a V formation.

    I am glad you explained, I was wondering how I would manage with another big cock and huge balls hanging from my chest. I certainly wouldn't have been able to tan my arse comfortably.
     
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    Your arse be damned. Maybe you're onto something with multiple cocks/balls at varying spots on the torso -- easy accommodation regardless of your partners' height (and, yes, the apostrophe is in the correct place, you randy Welshie).
     
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    You'd have a second big wang lurking up your sleeve.
     
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    I think the key to a female being multi-orgasmic is not developing multiple clitoris but appreciation for multiple stimulus inputs. I do not need an extra thing installed behind my ears to climax from being stimulated there, any more than I need to put them on my nipples, gspot(s) or up my arse. Some of my most amazing orgasms have happened when I was not being touched at all.

    Sorry if I don't play along with your surreal mad scientist genetics. My brain is a sexy one.
     
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    Women can have sex as long and often as they want, so long as they are lubed. Women can have series of orgasms in a session. Men are the ones who usually have the say on when sex is over because many are 1 and done at least for a while. So maybe the men should evolve.
     
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