Willingly telling people you are hung

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  1. NorthernStar

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    Hi Everyone,

    I will be the first to admit that I post that often and I'm sorry but I'm gonna start to post more and this I thought was the perfect opportunity to do so.
    I just started a new job the other week and I was training with this one guy, we were sitting there and just joking and stuff. We were talking about sign language and what some of the signs were for naughty stuff and I showed him what "hung" meant in sign. So jokingly I said "yeah now you can introduce yourself as hi I'm joel and I'm hung" and he said well actually I should say that cuz I am hung. But he didn't really say it with a joking voice, so I was like o, and I have noticed a bulge in his pants and he's super skinny yet still wears the baggy pants. Any thoughts on this, or would you or have you ever voluntarily told someone that you were hung?
     
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    Just one step of twelve:

    "Hello, I'm Joel and I'm hung."
    in unison: "Hi, Joel."
     
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    I'm of the belief that if someone has the balls to ask me a question, I have no problem answering it. Im honest, direct, and don't get embarrassed, which helps. But I don't see myself randomly announcing that Im hung for no particular reason.
     
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    What is the sign for "Hung?" I sign fluently,yet it has never (obviously) become the subject of conversation when counseling with children. Thanks, New Member: Robiqe2
     
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    Oh I can see it now. "Today children, we are gong to learn the sign for "being hung." Does anyone know what that means. Little Johnny in first grade answers. "I know. Daddy is hung. Grandpa says it is 8 inches. But Uncle Jerry's isn't as big as mine."

    "OK class, anyone else know?" No one does since this is first grade. "OK. let me drop my pants and show you. All you boys do the same and we will see who is hung in first grade and who isn't."

    Meanwhile the police car is drving up to the school and......some former hung male teacher is going to be a "tight end" down at the jail house tonight. By next week he will be a "wide receiver."
     
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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    hi. i have a big dick.
     
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    Only person I would tell [if I were hung or not] would be a close friend - if they asked. As far as voluntarily telling someone: I'm sure I can think of other things to talk about.

    **cheers to the art of conversation**

     
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    If the topic ever came up in conversation, which it rarely if ever does, then I'll say yeah, if asked sort of point blank. But I'd try to avoid it if possible.

    I remember one time me and a good friend were talking about I think it was dick size, in reference to pornstars or something. I just said 'I'm not doin too bad [down there] myself' and he said the same (about himself) and I remember the first time he had sex it was with the town slut and there were quite large hand gestures made...

    But anyway, I think I've only ever hinted at it that one time...it's not a common thing, thankfully.
     
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    Queen Elizabeth, may I present Mr. (John Smith)?
    How-do-you-do?
    I'm hung, thank you, Ma'am!
     
  10. mavedick

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    I had a coworker who was of average length but really thick and very much a show-er. His balls were big in a tight sack, so he had to wear his penis upward in his jeans. His bulge was obvious to everyone, so there was no denying it. Also, I'd had occasion to shower with him on the job a few times, so there's no way that he could think that I didn't know. Anyway, one day in a recreational setting he wore [American] football shorts--the kind that lace up in front. Walking along with me, he looked down and said, "I hate wearing these pants. They make me look like I'm hung like a horse." I didn't say anything back, but it was all I could do to keep from saying, "C., you are hung like a horse!" Could he actually not realize how hung he was? Was he in denial, or maybe trying to pretend that he wasn't so hung? I don't know, but I didn't want to be the one to break the news.
     
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    I hope that's an alias for something much prettier.
     
  12. human18

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    im new here! :D

    well, why shoudn't you be proud if your hung? go tell the world your hung!
     
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