Wilmer Valderrama

[Thedrewbert]

Actually alex, thanks for the info but that wasn't the pic that I was referring to. The pic maybe small because I had to resize it but, you get the idea:

That porno pic has been around since I was like 14.

 

[jeff black]

That porno pic has been around since I was like 14.

So for two years?? just kidding dude:biggrin1:

 

[deewil]

I wonder if Wilmer is exaggerating or not? I know some women like to wear padded bras, but I can't imagine most of us wanting to outright lie about our true proportions. However, after reading about actors Jude Law and Daniel Craig, and how some people (girls included) like to play games with the truth, I don't know who or what to believe anymore.

 

[Thedrewbert]

So for two years?? just kidding dude:biggrin1:

Watch it! Damn young whipersnappers think they can mouth off around here.:chairfall:

 

[jeff black]

Watch it! Damn young whipersnappers think they can mouth off around here.:chairfall:

lol.. not that much younger than u

 

[Mr. Russ]

Did he use those 8 inches when Lindsay Lohan was hot?

 

[xrush_uncut]

Yeah, he did (according to him). Apparently the only ones he didn't fuck were Jessica Alba and Jaime Pressley. You can read all that he said at http://howardstern.com/rundown.hs.

It's the March 27th show, just in case you don't go there today.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

Actually alex, thanks for the info but that wasn't the pic that I was referring to. The pic maybe small because I had to resize it but, you get the idea:

That is a real pic, just not one of Wilmer Valderrama.

 

[Shelby]

Yeah, it's one thing to tell your friends... another to make it public.

I'll never understand women.

Tell you what though, Wilmer's pool of opportunity dried up instantly when he opened his fat mouth. I don't care how big his dick is. Dumbass

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Yep, there's a slight blur around the neck where the head was joined on, and compared to Wilmer, that guy is rather differently-proportioned, and also has much larger nipples if you compare to a real topless video (yeah, I said I wouldn't post anything here, but...):

http://that70scentral.com/clip.php?id=33
(you have to bypass an advert after clicking on 'download', but it's nothing terrible)

That naked image seems to have originated from the always-dubious hot-male-celebs site and its collection of 70s Show photoshops:

http://www.hot-male-celebs.com/preview/that70sshow.html

Have to go with alex8 on this one. Their heads don't fit their necks- look carefully. Whoever's body Valderrama's head is fused onto is packing some inches but it obviously isn't him. As a straight dude, I've downloaded so many fake photoshopped nudes of actresses that I canceled a subscription after a rediculous Jessica Alba gallery appeared on the website.

 

[deewil]

If $1 million was at stake for giving the correct answer to whether Wilmer told the truth on radio or not, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he wouldn't lie to a large national audience. After all, if he weren't truly endowed, wouldn't his fib come back to haunt him in the future, with women (or even men?) he'd take to his bedroom? But when I see things like the following on the web, I also wouldn't be totally confident I'd win that $1 million.

I know the voice of his "Fez" character does sound, at least to me, a bit sexually ambiguous, and Wilmer did play a gay character in a movie not too long ago. But those are merely acting parts, and I'm quite sure he's been involved intimately with women.

Still, I wonder if aspects of those TV or movie characters make the following claims of his swinging both ways somewhat plausible? Even more so if among his pick-up lines, one included: "I'm 1 part Colombian, 1 part Venezuelan, 1 part Gay, and 3 parts Lame"


http://socialitelife.com/2005/07/29/given_the_evidence_whats_the_appeal.php

think not (male) said:

Hate to burst your bubbles but I actually hooked up with him at Whitsett Park several months back. Didn't realize it was him till we were done and I said soemthing and he just smiled. Had a very nice ride too. As for his package, it was decent but not huge like some latin guys. On the slender side. Doubt he's totally into guys but he did know what he was doing with me
Posted on August 5, 2005 07:26 PM

LAFratDude said:

Similar experience. He's definately a cock cruiser. Hooked up with him at Elysian Park off Macbeth early this year. I figured it was him when I saw him walking around but I played it cool and didn't say anything. I thought he had a nice package but definately not long and thick like some latin guys I've met. He was about 6 1/2 and medium thick. I think his "jean package" comes from his nice set of balls he had. Very nice. I know it was him because I had a friend look up his license plate afterwards and ...
Posted on August 7, 2005 02:53 PM

http://celeboganda.blogspot.com/2005/10/wilmer-is-smooth-like-sandpaper.html

 

[xrush_uncut]

I'll never understand women.

Tell you what though, Wilmer's pool of opportunity dried up instantly when he opened his fat mouth. I don't care how big his dick is. Dumbass

I thought the same thing. Especially for a young star. His publicist must have been going crazy. I can't imagine this was planned. Celebrities seem to tell only when they're older and nothing really matters anymore. Maybe he thinks his life as a celebrity is nearing the end. I mean, he'll be hosting a show on MTV where people make "yo momma" jokes at each other and then a winner is announced. I think he's hot, but maybe that's all he is.

 

[rawbone8]

he's also a pal of Ashton's so maybe there is a punk'd side to this... weird behaviour

 

[Mr. Russ]

I hate Wilmer. His character is annoying, in real life he acts smug and he is more well hung than me. Well over eight inches?!!! He is probably thick too. I can not even break the six inch mark.

He even took the sexy Mandy Moore's virginity and fucked the super sexy Lindsay Lohan (pre ugly) and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Wilmer gave her an 8 out of ten. Shit, if he can not give her a ten, then that means he probably rocked her world. If had sex with Hewitt, I would probably blow my load when she yanked down my pants.

Please Alex_8 give me pics of Moore, Hewitt and the hot Lohan. How about that pic of Mandy Moore's old boyfriend grabbing her titty.:smile:

 

[windtalkerways]

I'll post a small version of the 'famous' fake cock-pic anyway, just in case it isn't the one coolguy was referring to... but it's one of the worst photoshops I've seen.

Oh, that pic looks like it's from the
site where they purposely photoshop
celebs heads on to naked bodies.

They make no 'bones' about the fact
that they are fakes, at that particular
site.

 

[Mr. Russ]

I forgot to mention Ashlee Simpson in my rant. Wilmer banged her too and said she is a screamer. Her music sucks, but her breasts and body are great. I would love to have the equipment to make her scream!

 

[D_alex8]

They make no 'bones' about the fact
that they are fakes, at that particular
site.

There is such a thing as overdosing on puns, y'know.

 

[elibraun]

Hey guys, have you noticed that not only does he have a nice bulge, but everytime he's ever photographed off-set, he lookds not only high, but strung out, look at the eyes...

 

[coolguy666]

Can anyone tell me what do they see in this picture?? I mean, does he ACTUALLY show a bulge or is that another sock??

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060821/alba%20wilmer%20teen%20choice/jatc3.html

 

[NatBee]

Well, having a large penis could explain how he gets all those girls, because I don't see how anyone would find him the least bit attractive.