Wilmer Valderrama

[B_henry miller]

He's an interesting character to me because he demonstrates the way that Hispanic men can often be somewhat effeminate, primping and preening over themselves, and yet somehow manage to be even more masculine than Anglo Saxon men.

 

[yngjock20]

What is this thread about?

Are we discussing the attractiveness of Wilmer Valderama or are we discussing the history of the United States in the late 20th century?

I know one thing, no matter how affluent or disenchanted the people were in the 70s, FES was hot wearing those ass-hugging corduroys.

 

[Deno]

you very right yngjock, and he didn't do so bad in a pair of tighty whities either.

 

[hotofficeguy]

Well lets just get to the point and someone post some bulge shots of Fez im sure theres a lot out there there from the show.

 

[yngjock20]

...and yes!

Here's one

and another.

Here he is filling out a pair of G-Star's.

Who's a bad lil sailor?

 

[scott mcdonald]

Yeah - that's the only reason I watched that show. He had a great arse and big bulge - specially when he was sitting on the sofa with his legs spread in those tight pants.

 

[B_henry miller]

I'll just come out and say it: his character confuses me because he is supposed to be straight but he seems so gay. I suppose what I'm getting at is this: I am not familiar with the show and I was wondering if a subtext of his character is that he is a closeted gay. I mean, he's even a hairdresser. It's all so over-the-top gay that I'm confused that he's considered straight.

 

[goldeneye]

Well, Warren Beatty's playboy character in Shampoo was a hairdresser too.

I thought HotBulge did a GREAT job breaking down the characters and what each one represented. And btw, that's why That '80s Show failed so miserably. T70S' characters, though all rooted in stereotypes, were fully realized characters, and the show was well thought out. That '80s Show was thrown together as little more than a one-note excuse to riff on the foibles and superficial trends of the decade. The characters didn't mean anything, most weren't memorable, some weren't even likable, and they were all so different (because each one was supposed to represent a different cardboard '80s "type") that none of them even seemed like they'd ever be in the same room together, much less friends. And because there was nothing going on with the foundation, it was all very poorly written. Just a disaster.

Why the fuck are we talking about Wilmer Valderrama? Topher Grace is hot stuff.

 

[HotBulge]

HM,

It's easiest just to accept the character Fes as a device for humor. Fes the character is a wild card who can be used to turn any situation upside down for the sake of a joke. Fes is inherently the difficult to classify "other". By other he's:

• foreign - no one can specifically identify where Fes is from. He could be Mexican, or from South America, or from the Mideast, or even India at times. The T70S characters don't know and flippantly don't care.
• sexually fluid - Notice how when Fes is strictly with the guys, he's the "runt" who needs to be taught or initiated into masculinity and "the fraternity of coolness as a guy". When he's only with women, he' attempts to be s a sexualized ladies' man.

No matter what Fes does, he is struggling to fit into American society. His social misplacement is simply fuel for jokes.

:smile:Just enjoy Fes for the humor (and satire) that the character brings.:smile:

I'll just come out and say it: his character confuses me because he is supposed to be straight but he seems so gay. I suppose what I'm getting at is this: I am not familiar with the show and I was wondering if a subtext of his character is that he is a closeted gay. I mean, he's even a hairdresser. It's all so over-the-top gay that I'm confused that he's considered straight.

 

[B_henry miller]

Kinda makes me wish I'd started watching the show earlier. Oh well.

 

[nashboy]

i think hes freaking HOT...and i would love to find out for myself.

 

[Meniscus]

Why the fuck are we talking about Wilmer Valderrama? Topher Grace is hot stuff.

I know! I suppose it's because Wilmer is hung and Topher...well, maybe not so much. But I thought he looked great in his streaking scene.

YouTube - S1 Ep3 - Streaking - Part 2

The streaking scene isn't until about 8:45, but the clip is worth watching in its entirety, and illustrates some of the things that have been discussed in this thread.

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

I truly cannot believe all of this shit! You are the same people who drool over photos of celebrities fully clothed because you imagine a bulge and then make estimates of his cock size based on the imaginary bulge.

However, when celebrity Wilmer Valderrama appears on TV with an audience of millions and announces he has a huge cock...you same fools are extremely sceptical and believe he is a liar.

Frankly, I belive Valderrama. And I believe you fools love to speculate more than anything else. It's a great disappointment for you to hear the truth from the "horse's mouth" (pun intended). So you speculate that he is a liar. Shame on you!

 

[SpeedoMike]

at least once he wore a speedo in That 70s Show and the bulge was unbelievable. no wonder people talk about him.

 

[rickygNOLA]

I'd do him but I think he's kind of skanky myself.

 

[rickygNOLA]

Well, skanky but hot...

 

[Crazi-J]

I'll need proof before I believe that.

Strikes me as the type to vastly over-exaggerate.

 

[ballsaplenty2156]

This guy does nothing for me. First off, he's built like an eggplant. If he's on the Howard Stern Show and bragging about taking Mandy Moore's virginity, and Jennifer Love Hewitt in the sack, that's just rude as hell.
Total Loser!!!!

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

I have no idae at all what hes hung like.But I can say I saw him get tossed out of club villa 2 months ago for trying to m.c. on the clubs microphone.He was asked to stop twice.But I guess being such a huge star that hasnt worked in 2 years, he thought he didnt have to listen.So it was much fun watching him being hauled out by 2 bouncers the whole time he was screaming.Dont you know who I"am? The guy is a complete tool.Oh and he has weird dead eyes.:tongue:

 

[Deno]

I took notice to this guy getting a bit on the chunky side later in the show. Damn talk about letting yourself go. Maybe if he did more dancing in the clubs instead of trying to steal the scene he'd lose that big ass of his.