Windjunkie, wherefore art thou?

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Our resident [1]Greek god made flesh, Windjunkie is STILL M.I.A!!

I'm thinking we'll have to make a all points bulletin to recover him.

Perhaps print out and hand out flyers for his safe return.

Wording is going to be tricky...
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WANTED!!

Safe return or information leading to the safe return of 1 (ONE) intact male
sex god.
Caucasian, hairy with no identifying markings.

Last seen on LPSG sans collar or shire id tags before hurricane
landfall.

Distraught women desperate for his safe return.


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That's what I've come up with so far.
Obviously it needs polishing and help
in this matter will be graciously received.


[1] Sorry Calboner but you've been supplanted in my affections because
my vagina is a fickle beast. 'dem's the breaks.
 

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I meant,
Windjunkie

If you want a treat, lay your eyes on him.

He’s not missing, though. He liked a couple of my comments this week. He’s just lovely - not just in pics, but as a person.
I meant, if you aren’t seeing someone, leave a post on their profile.
 
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Our resident [1]Greek god made flesh, Windjunkie is STILL M.I.A!!

I'm thinking we'll have to make a all points bulletin to recover him.

Perhaps print out and hand out flyers for his safe return.

Wording is going to be tricky...
********************************************************.

WANTED!!

Safe return or information leading to the safe return of 1 (ONE) intact male
sex god.
Caucasian, hairy with no identifying markings.

Last seen on LPSG sans collar or shire id tags before hurricane
landfall.

Distraught women desperate for his safe return.


************************************************.

That's what I've come up with so far.
Obviously it needs polishing and help
in this matter will be graciously received.


[1] Sorry Calboner but you've been supplanted in my affections because
my vagina is a fickle beast. 'dem's the breaks.
What is microchipping - Pet Owners
 

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Nothing against the man, but I actually never saw him until you ladies mentioned him awhile back.

Photos are better than many because of originality... But I don't miss what I never really knew. And actually, he's not the physical type I typically find myself attracted to. I'm almost as buff as him. I like a bit more meat on the bones as far as that goes, to be shallow about it.

*Shrugs*

I hope he comes back though .. for the sake of the ladies who clearly want him back, and hopefully he enjoyed the place too. :)
 
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@Bonfire sorry for the absence the “-ber” months are the busiest time of year for me so I didn’t have much time to be on here. I hope after everything slows down a little I’ll have some time to post new albums. Thanks for putting out an apb for me lol.
 
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Your forgiven this time.

You narrowly avoided a temper tantrum and a posse of women armed with tranq guns.

I am glad you survived the hurricane ok and all our special goodies didn't get to traumatised.

Peace.