Wireless Security System Installation

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  1. Rikter8

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    How To install a wireless security system:

    Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots . A really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
     
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