Wish I could hide my cock

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I need advice. I'm invited to a party in 2 weeks. It is a nude beach though. I know a lot of people going to that party, boys and girls. Most of my friends, even people I work with. Problem is : I'm shy about my showing my cock.

I imagine the attention that's gonna get ! I'm practically 8 inches SOFT, so everybody would nnotice, stare, comment... And also even take pictures...

Right now, very few people know about my size. Will the entire city know about it ? I wanna go to the party but don't wanna be the joke of it ! What should I do ?
 

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I need advice. I'm invited to a party in 2 weeks. It is a nude beach though. I know a lot of people going to that party, boys and girls. Most of my friends, even people I work with. Problem is : I'm shy about my showing my cock.

I imagine the attention that's gonna get ! I'm practically 8 inches SOFT, so everybody would nnotice, stare, comment... And also even take pictures...

Right now, very few people know about my size. Will the entire city know about it ? I wanna go to the party but don't wanna be the joke of it ! What should I do ?


If you are in the USA all the nudist beaches are clothing optional.......so you can wear a bathing suit. A thong would be the perfect thing to wear at a nudist beach if one didn't want to get nude.

In the USA no one is supposed to be taking anyone's photo at nudist beaches without consent or a photo release. It is a big deal. Cameras get confiscated and people escorted off the beaches just for taking a camera to the beach and taking pics of people. People get very upset when they see a camera and they think they could be in any of your pics. Nothing gets tempers flaring better.
 

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If you are that uncomfortable with being nude or showing your penis, then don;t go. If you are allowed to wear swim trunks then wear swim trunks. A speedo or thong just won;t hide much. I am 8.5" soft, and it's not easy to conceal in a speedo, thong, jock, or even just a regular pair of underwear. Be proud of what you were given. If you go nude, you'll be the envy of the group, men will want to be like you, and the women will just be extra friendly.
 

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don't worrry about it. You just have a big cock. Everyone underatands. You'll probably have some fun offers thrown at you , enjoy the attention.
 

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If you are so self conscious about your body then DONT GO. The fact is that no matter how big or small you are you have to accept yourself the way you are. And like others have said wear something you are comfortable with. I dont think the intent is to make you uncomfortable. I'm sure the intent of the person who invited you was for you to be included in the fun. So just go and HAVE FUN!
 

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I wish I had that problem.....but anyway...dude be proud of what you have hanging b/t your legs....if you are not comfortable being naked at teh beach then dont.... however, if it were me in your situation with a cock that big, I would jump at the opportunity to be able to show off my cock. you don't say what your sexual orientation is, but if you showed off a cock that big in a large group, chances are good that #1 you will leave that beach with a fine woman or man (or both lol) and go straight back to their place and fuck like monkeys and #2 you will develop a following of women and men who will drop trow at any moments notice, and fuck you senseless....
 

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Go, stand tall, let it hang between your legs and watch all stare with envy. You have what many want but were not born with so don't be ashamed, flaunt it.
 

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ok, I'm officially confused now...so does EVERBODY know about your size, or very few people?

"Since I go to the gym and play hockey with my friends, they have seen me naked and noticed how big I am. They haven't seen me hard yet (althought they've heard about it) but they keep on teasing me about my «horse cock».... I didn't pay too much attention at first but now, I realize EVERYBODY (girls and boys) knows that I am well-endowed".

or is it....

"Right now, very few people know about my size. Will the entire city know about it ?"

Anyone else detect the slight whiff of bullshit?
 

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CardiffDillon, notice how both texts talk about my fear that too many people make jokes about it. And few people know, but hockey players in the league and friends from work are not the crowd that is at the party.

There will be around 80 people I don't know, and I'm worried, that's all.

I like the bathing suit idea. Althought I'm considering unabear09's advice and just go with the flow... I guess I could meet interesting girls that way...

Question : cameras are forbidden, but how about cell phones ?
 

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Just relax and go with the flow. Wear a speedo or a thong or even a sarong. If you get comfortable enough, it's easy enough to take off.

You never know, you might not be the biggst guy there either. Someone else could be stealing your limelight.
 

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Don't go to the party. If you've never been in a situation like that before, you have no idea of what to expect. You will be the elephant in the room just because of your dick. If you can wear clothes, then go and enjoy the fun. If nudity is mandatory, you'll have to make the next occasion. It's hard keeping your cock to yourself.