Wish Patchos a speedy recovery

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  1. ronin001

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    Is it true she got injured by tripping over her own cock?

    Get better quickly patch!
     
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    I have never seen a cast look that good on someone!!!!
    How`s she gonna drive her truck now I have no idea:):):)
    Get well soon Patch!:):):)
    xoxoxoxxoxo
     
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    I heard she farted and it was a big blow!:frown1:
     
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    So she won't be playing for Melbourne Ladies College Alumna footy team; known locally as Patchos's Bruisers. Speedy recovery, dear lady.
     
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    I hope all turns out well! Speedy recovery!:smile:
     
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    Awww, get well byatch. :wink:

    You been overdoing it down the Yabbe Creek RSL, again?
     
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    Trip over an empty bottle laying on the floor? :drunk: Get Well Soon.
     
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    To take the swelling away and aleviate the pain boil eye of newt in Fosters, add bollock of joll, and foreskin of Luka. Let infuse for 24 hours, making a tincture which you rub all over the body, not just the affected area. Magic!
     
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    lol, thank you ronin. I had a most dignified breakfast on my kitchen floor this morning. Now I am back in bed looking through the window with binoculars. My mother thinks I'm going to starve to death and is bringing food on the double. I think by some time next week I'll rip the cast off and throw it off the balcony. Being a cripple sucks!
     
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    I wish you the fastest recovery ever, not only because i want you to be well but i always liked to look at your avatar and would like to do so again.
     
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    The bright side is that it is only temporary.

    Heal quickly :smile:
     
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    I feel you. I was in cast for 2 months when I broke my ankle.

    The bean is your friend during these tough times. Flick it.:tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    Is it true ? Patchos fractured her leg washing her vaggy on the balchony .... she slipped on a can of varnish or was it floor wax ? " U cant use floor wax on ur lady bits sweety ! " anyhow ! thats what I heard !?!?
     
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    OY! :eek: Lol.

    And if all else fails, shove Sarge's truncheon where the sun don't shine. ;)
     
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    Patchie I would stick to actual Doctors advice, on your road to recovery
     
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    I agree!!!!:smile:
     
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    I don't. :mad:

    Listen to us, we're better. :wink: We understand your needs.
     
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    Do you need a bed nurse? Cause I got a costume for that.
     
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    Pic or it never happened!:biggrin1:
     
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