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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the site,
Were pictures of penises, some black and some white.
Some members were hung, some had shaved off their hair,
Some members were women, posing totally bare.
In the chat room could be found all the usual gang,
Chatting and stroking and showing their wangs.
Some had their cams on to let everyone see,
Some don’t even have cams, which is okay by me.
When there in the room someone new just logged on,
And wrote ”Check out my cam. Have a look at my schlong.”
Intrigued, I clicked on his cam right away,
And the first thing I saw was the inside of a sleigh.
The moon on the crotch of his suit, red and white,
Was the next thing I saw on that cold winter’s night.
Then what with my curious eyes did I see?
But a boner that practically reached to his knee.
He took it in his hand, it was hard as a brick,
Then right there before me, started stroking his dick.
I could tell he was looking at LPSG dames,
‘Cause he stroked even faster as he called out their names.
“There’s cece and FancyPants, and SoCalBaybee, too,
And SerialKisser and L_Lynn and Mademoiselle Rouge.
And Tarameter and JessicaLovely that I love to watch,
As I’m flying my sleigh and rubbing my crotch.”
His dick was all veiny, his balls were quite hairy,
While the head of his cock was as red as a cherry.
I was impressed as I watched him pumping his fist,
For his shaft had to be just as thick as my wrist.
He sat pumping away, that jolly old elf,
At his size I did marvel, in spite of myself.
Before too much longer he finished his jerk,
Then put things away and got back to work.
His mic he had on ‘cause I heard the slight cough,
Of him clearing his throat just before he logged off.
Then I heard him exclaim “Merry Christmas! Good cheer!
And I hope, unlike me, you don’t come once a year.”
Were pictures of penises, some black and some white.
Some members were hung, some had shaved off their hair,
Some members were women, posing totally bare.
In the chat room could be found all the usual gang,
Chatting and stroking and showing their wangs.
Some had their cams on to let everyone see,
Some don’t even have cams, which is okay by me.
When there in the room someone new just logged on,
And wrote ”Check out my cam. Have a look at my schlong.”
Intrigued, I clicked on his cam right away,
And the first thing I saw was the inside of a sleigh.
The moon on the crotch of his suit, red and white,
Was the next thing I saw on that cold winter’s night.
Then what with my curious eyes did I see?
But a boner that practically reached to his knee.
He took it in his hand, it was hard as a brick,
Then right there before me, started stroking his dick.
I could tell he was looking at LPSG dames,
‘Cause he stroked even faster as he called out their names.
“There’s cece and FancyPants, and SoCalBaybee, too,
And SerialKisser and L_Lynn and Mademoiselle Rouge.
And Tarameter and JessicaLovely that I love to watch,
As I’m flying my sleigh and rubbing my crotch.”
His dick was all veiny, his balls were quite hairy,
While the head of his cock was as red as a cherry.
I was impressed as I watched him pumping his fist,
For his shaft had to be just as thick as my wrist.
He sat pumping away, that jolly old elf,
At his size I did marvel, in spite of myself.
Before too much longer he finished his jerk,
Then put things away and got back to work.
His mic he had on ‘cause I heard the slight cough,
Of him clearing his throat just before he logged off.
Then I heard him exclaim “Merry Christmas! Good cheer!
And I hope, unlike me, you don’t come once a year.”
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