With Apologies to Dr. Seuss (Part II)

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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    I know a rather unique chick.
    She is a chick who has a dick.
    She told me it was slick and thick,
    And very hard, just like a brick.
    Then she said "Give it a lick."

    "No!" I yelled. "That would be sick!
    I will not lick your slick chick dick.
    I will not lick your thick chick dick.
    Now put it back in your pants, quick.
    Or else I'll give your nuts a kick!"

    So beware this chick's big dick,
    That's long and hard, just like a brick.
    She'll want you to give it a lick.
    But turn away and run quite quick.
    You'll know her,
    'Cause her name is Rick.
     
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    LOL... I know a lot of guys that woulda loved to lick... :D You have lots of free time I take it... very creative
     
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    HAHAHA... Really cool.
     
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    Very good! 10/10!
    Now get back to your english setwork!
     
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