I know a rather unique chick. She is a chick who has a dick. She told me it was slick and thick, And very hard, just like a brick. Then she said "Give it a lick." "No!" I yelled. "That would be sick! I will not lick your slick chick dick. I will not lick your thick chick dick. Now put it back in your pants, quick. Or else I'll give your nuts a kick!" So beware this chick's big dick, That's long and hard, just like a brick. She'll want you to give it a lick. But turn away and run quite quick. You'll know her, 'Cause her name is Rick.