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I know a rather unique chick.
She is a chick who has a dick.
She told me it was slick and thick,
And very hard, just like a brick.
Then she said "Give it a lick."
"No!" I yelled. "That would be sick!
I will not lick your slick chick dick.
I will not lick your thick chick dick.
Now put it back in your pants, quick.
Or else I'll give your nuts a kick!"
So beware this chick's big dick,
That's long and hard, just like a brick.
She'll want you to give it a lick.
But turn away and run quite quick.
You'll know her,
'Cause her name is Rick.
She is a chick who has a dick.
She told me it was slick and thick,
And very hard, just like a brick.
Then she said "Give it a lick."
"No!" I yelled. "That would be sick!
I will not lick your slick chick dick.
I will not lick your thick chick dick.
Now put it back in your pants, quick.
Or else I'll give your nuts a kick!"
So beware this chick's big dick,
That's long and hard, just like a brick.
She'll want you to give it a lick.
But turn away and run quite quick.
You'll know her,
'Cause her name is Rick.