With Apologies to Dr. Seuss (Part III).

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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Probably the last one.

    My girlfriend, who I just kissed,
    Loves it when I use my fist.
    I put it in up to my wrist,
    Then give it just a little twist.
    Late last night we had a trist,
    She yelled at me "Shove in your fist.
    Do it now I must insist."
    I tried my hardest to resist,
    Which seemed to make her rather pissed.
    "I insist you use your fist," she hissed.
    "It is a feeling not to be missed."
    Why does she like it when I fist her?
    Don't know. Go ask her.
    She's your sister.
     
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    Bravo!

    (FYI- it's "tryst")
     
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    HAHAHA... can I ask for more, please? Do one more for Fancy Pants! You can't stop now.. you are on a roll... :) I love your wicked sense of humor. *clapping*
     
  4. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Damn. I even checked it. Stupid online dictionary. I'm using a real dictionary next time. One that's actually made of paper.


    Thanks L_Lynn
     
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    np.

    Don't feel too bad. I once wrote a short story where the word "laying" was used about 27 times. I wasn't sure about using laying vs. lying and asked an editor friend of mine. He convinced me to use lying (as a joke!) and I submitted the story that way. I was mortified!
     
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