With Apologies to Dr. Seuss (Part IV).

This one is by request.

:boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:

One tit, two tits, round tits, straight tits.
Big tits, small tits, bad tits, great tits.
Some are black and some are white.
Some are dark and some are light.
Some are soft and some are hard.
Some may be in your backyard.
Why are there so many tits? I don't know. Go ask your sis.
Some are old and some are new. That one has a blue tattoo.
From there to here, from here to there. Titties are just everywhere.
Here are some I'd like to suck. There are some I'd like to fuck.
Oh gee, oh gosh!
Oh gosh, oh gee!
What a lot of tits I see.
Some have freckles, some have moles.
Some have piercings stuck through holes.
Why do men have them?
I don't know.
But it's ok for them to show.
I've seen them bounce,
I've seen them wiggle.
I really like to see them jiggle.
Some are fake and some are real.
Most of them have some appeal.
All of them aren't like each other.
I don't know why. Go ask your brother.

:boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:

 

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Very good.

Maybe you do not need to apologize to Dr.Seuss.
Maybe he was a boob man

 

Brilliant! :clap:

Oliver, you are a fucking genius! :hail:

 

Totally agree with Pit Bull....

I love my tits... I hope you do too
I will show them off for YOU!!

 

I just had the weirdest flashback to childhood reading "Green Eggs and Ham."

Funny read! Thanks for posting!

 

My flashback was reading to my kids - gettin a little long in the tooth

And I thought
One fish, two fish....

 

Ditto! Fortunately my daughter is past the stage of wanting me to read Dr. Seuss books to her at bed time because after Mr. Clothesoff's renditions, I might say the wrong rhyme!

Here are some suggestions to play with:

There's a Wocket in my Pocket
Hop on Pop
Gertrude McFuzz

 

Your daughter is past the Dr. Seuss stage
But looks like mom is entering the stage where she likes reading Oliver Clothsoff's renditions. :wink:

 

My second childhood??

 

Thanks everybody. I'm currently working on "Hop on Pop". With a name like that you'd think it would kind of write itself.

 

Brilliant!! Hahahaha