Not really one of my favorites. COCK JACQUES Cock on Jacques. COCK SOCK Cock in sock. SOCK COCK Sock on cock. SLUT SMUT The slut likes smut. SLUT BUTT The slut has a butt. PAUL TALL Paul is tall. PAUL SMALL Pauls dick is small SOME CUM Shed like some cum. SOME CUM BUM Shed like some cum inside her bum. FUCK DUCK Fuck a duck. SUCK DUCK Suck a duck. Suck a duck! What the fuck? HATCH SNATCH Mrs. Hatch has quite a snatch. HATCH SNATCH Mr. Hatch just loves that snatch. HATCH SCRATCH SNATCH See Mrs. Hatch scratch her snatch. HATCH CATCH SNATCH What did Mr. Hatch catch from her snatch? COCK CLOCK EWE TOO I wish that I could suck my cock, Id probably suck it round the clock. Dont say "Gross", dont say "Ewe", Cause if you could youd do it too. MOTHER FATHER SISTER BROTHER Cant have sex with one another. FATHER MOTHER BROTHER SISTER Creepy Uncle Freddie kissed her. BORNE PORN WORN Mr. Borne watches porn. So much porn his dick is worn. FRED JED BED HEAD Fred and Jed are both in bed. Fred is giving Jed some head. ART HARTE BART HEART Art likes Harte. Harte likes Bart. Art now has a broken heart. LASS ASS GLASS GAS ALAS At one time I knew a lass, Who had an almost perfect ass. Twas smoother than the finest glass, But her ass made too much gas. Alas. PITT ZIT TIT Mrs. Pitt has a zit. Mrs. Pitt has a tit. The zit is on the tit of Pitt. Now I think its time to quit.