With Apologies to Dr. Seuss (Part V).

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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Not really one of my favorites.

    COCK
    JACQUES
    Cock on Jacques.

    COCK
    SOCK
    Cock in sock.
    SOCK
    COCK
    Sock on cock.

    SLUT
    SMUT
    The slut likes smut.
    SLUT
    BUTT
    The slut has a butt.

    PAUL
    TALL
    Paul is tall.
    PAUL
    SMALL
    Paul’s dick is small

    SOME
    CUM
    She’d like some cum.
    SOME
    CUM
    BUM
    She’d like some cum inside her bum.

    FUCK
    DUCK
    Fuck a duck.
    SUCK
    DUCK
    Suck a duck.
    Suck a duck!
    What the fuck?

    HATCH
    SNATCH
    Mrs. Hatch has quite a snatch.
    HATCH
    SNATCH
    Mr. Hatch just loves that snatch.
    HATCH
    SCRATCH
    SNATCH
    See Mrs. Hatch scratch her snatch.
    HATCH
    CATCH
    SNATCH
    What did Mr. Hatch catch from her snatch?

    COCK
    CLOCK
    EWE
    TOO
    I wish that I could suck my cock,
    I’d probably suck it ‘round the clock.
    Don’t say "Gross", don’t say "Ewe",
    ‘Cause if you could you’d do it too.

    MOTHER
    FATHER
    SISTER
    BROTHER
    Can’t have sex with one another.
    FATHER
    MOTHER
    BROTHER
    SISTER
    Creepy Uncle Freddie kissed her.

    BORNE
    PORN
    WORN
    Mr. Borne watches porn.
    So much porn his dick is worn.

    FRED
    JED
    BED
    HEAD
    Fred and Jed are both in bed.
    Fred is giving Jed some head.

    ART
    HARTE
    BART
    HEART
    Art likes Harte.
    Harte likes Bart.
    Art now has a broken heart.

    LASS
    ASS
    GLASS
    GAS
    ALAS
    At one time I knew a lass,
    Who had an almost perfect ass.
    ‘Twas smoother than the finest glass,
    But her ass made too much gas.
    Alas.

    PITT
    ZIT
    TIT
    Mrs. Pitt has a zit.
    Mrs. Pitt has a tit.
    The zit is on the tit of Pitt.

    Now I think it’s time to quit.
     
  2. L_Lynn

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    Excellent job!
     
  3. D_Kitten_Kaboodle

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    You're so funny
    You could make some money!
    Then you could buy you a sweet little honey!!! :flirt:

    thaxxx, Oliver! :notworthy:
     
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