With Apologies to Dr. Seuss (Part V).

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

Not really one of my favorites.

COCK
JACQUES
Cock on Jacques.

COCK
SOCK
Cock in sock.
SOCK
COCK
Sock on cock.

SLUT
SMUT
The slut likes smut.
SLUT
BUTT
The slut has a butt.

PAUL
TALL
Paul is tall.
PAUL
SMALL
Paul’s dick is small

SOME
CUM
She’d like some cum.
SOME
CUM
BUM
She’d like some cum inside her bum.

FUCK
DUCK
Fuck a duck.
SUCK
DUCK
Suck a duck.
Suck a duck!
What the fuck?

HATCH
SNATCH
Mrs. Hatch has quite a snatch.
HATCH
SNATCH
Mr. Hatch just loves that snatch.
HATCH
SCRATCH
SNATCH
See Mrs. Hatch scratch her snatch.
HATCH
CATCH
SNATCH
What did Mr. Hatch catch from her snatch?

COCK
CLOCK
EWE
TOO
I wish that I could suck my cock,
I’d probably suck it ‘round the clock.
Don’t say "Gross", don’t say "Ewe",
‘Cause if you could you’d do it too.

MOTHER
FATHER
SISTER
BROTHER
Can’t have sex with one another.
FATHER
MOTHER
BROTHER
SISTER
Creepy Uncle Freddie kissed her.

BORNE
PORN
WORN
Mr. Borne watches porn.
So much porn his dick is worn.

FRED
JED
BED
HEAD
Fred and Jed are both in bed.
Fred is giving Jed some head.

ART
HARTE
BART
HEART
Art likes Harte.
Harte likes Bart.
Art now has a broken heart.

LASS
ASS
GLASS
GAS
ALAS
At one time I knew a lass,
Who had an almost perfect ass.
‘Twas smoother than the finest glass,
But her ass made too much gas.
Alas.

PITT
ZIT
TIT
Mrs. Pitt has a zit.
Mrs. Pitt has a tit.
The zit is on the tit of Pitt.

Now I think it’s time to quit.

 

[L_Lynn]

Excellent job!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

You're so funny
You could make some money!
Then you could buy you a sweet little honey!!! :flirt:

thaxxx, Oliver! :notworthy: