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With thanks to:
L_Lynn for providing the idea.
FancyPants for providing me with the original text.
Based on Gertrude Mcfuzz
There once was a man named Travis Dundee
And he had the smallest dick you ever did see.
Just one little inch was all that he had
And how that one inch made him so mad.
He pulled it. He pumped it, he stretched it a lot
He even tried using pills some pills he had bought.
But no matter what, no change did he see
A little penis that, unlike some,
Would never make his girlfriend cum.
That sad little dick of young Travis Dundee.
I'm pretty much out of ideas so any suggestions would be appreciated.
L_Lynn for providing the idea.
FancyPants for providing me with the original text.
Based on Gertrude Mcfuzz
There once was a man named Travis Dundee
And he had the smallest dick you ever did see.
Just one little inch was all that he had
And how that one inch made him so mad.
He pulled it. He pumped it, he stretched it a lot
He even tried using pills some pills he had bought.
But no matter what, no change did he see
A little penis that, unlike some,
Would never make his girlfriend cum.
That sad little dick of young Travis Dundee.
I'm pretty much out of ideas so any suggestions would be appreciated.
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