With apologies to Dr. Seuss.

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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Sorry, this is the best artwork I could get.

    :flirt: "My name is Sue. Ms Sue LaRue."

    :naughty:"Would you like my hot man goo?"

    :flirt:"I would not like your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.

    :bj:"Would you like it on your face? Would you like it any place?"

    :flirt:"I would not like it on my face. I would not like it any place. I do not want your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.

    :booty:"Would you like it in your butt, like a horny little slut?"

    :flirt:"I would not like it in my butt like a horny little slut. I would not like it on my face. I would not like it any place. I do not want your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.

    :069:"Would you like it in your mouth? Would you like it in the South? Would you eat my hot, sweet jizz? Eat it! Eat it! Here it is!"

    :flirt:"I would not like it in my mouth. I would not like it in the South. Or in my butt. Or like a slut. Or on my face or any place. I do not want your hot man goo. I do not want it," said Sue LaRue.

    :boobies:"Would you like it on your tit? Even just a little bit?"

    :flirt:"I would not like it on my tit. Not even just a little bit. I would not like it in my mouth. I would not like it in the South. I would not like it in my butt. I would not like it like a slut. I would not like it on my face. I would not like it any place! I would not like your hot man goo. I do not like it," said Sue LaRue.

    :3some:"Would you like it on your crotch, while some other people watch?"

    :flirt:"I would not like it on my crotch while some other people watch. I do not want it on my tit even just a little bit. I do not want it in my mouth. I do not want it in the South. I do not want it in my butt. I do not want it like a slut. I do not want it on my face. I do not want it any place! I do not want your hot man goo. I do not want it," said Sue LaRue.

    (Sigh.)

    :tired:"If it will remove your doubt I will try it. You'll find out."

    :bukkake:

    :veryhappy:"Say, I like it. I really do. I really like your hot man goo. And I would like it on my crotch while some other people watch. Or on my tit or just a bit. Or in my mouth or in the South. And I would like it in my butt like a horny little slut. I would like it on my face. Yes, I would like it any place!"
    "I do so love your hot man goo. I do so love it," said Sue LaRue.

    :laola:
     
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    That is awesome! Love it!:biggrin1:
     
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    Freakin Sweet man!









    ok so tell me.....how horny and high were you when you came up with this? lol
     
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    I'll never look at that cat the same again.
     
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    :haha:LMAO... I am a big Seuss fan... this is hilarious.. was laughing and could see it cumming (pardon the pun) by the 2nd line... Can we publish this??:banana:
     
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    I would like your fart.....could you part your cheeks...on my part?
     
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    Ok, I'm generally against bumping your own threads but since today (3/2/11) is Dr. Seuss's birthday I had to make an exception.
     
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