With Not Much Going On At Present, I Found A Diary That Rilla's Been Starting To Keep

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With not much going on at present, I found a diary that Rilla's been starting to keep and read the entries

- Day 1: Stayed in the bedroom and watched the T/V all day, and demolished 4 Burger King Whoppers and 3 tubs of Chunky Monkey ice cream

- Day 2: Stayed in the bedroom and watched the T/V all day, demolished 4 Burger King Whoppers and 3 tubs of Chunky Monkey ice cream. Fingered myself to Idris Elba.

- Day 3: Stayed in the bedroom and watched T/V all day: demolished 4 Burger King Whoppers and three tubs of Chunkey Monkey Ice Cream... texted a pic of my hairy snatch to Winston the postman.

- Day 4: Stayed in the bedroom and watched the T/V all day, Demolished 4 Burger King whoppers and 3 tubs of Chunky Monkey Ice Cream. Batteries finally died for my big black vibrator.

- Day 5: My cunt of a husband BUSTERHUMAN knocked on the door and tried telling me something how we're all now under some kind of lock down.