Wo ist Alex?

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Pecker said:
Somebody must have PM'd Alex and told him to get a life.

He apparently agreed.

:eek:

They must have brainwashed him...

Something is very wrong here..he was taken hostage somehow..

Its soooooo not like Alex to not be here with us just because of silly somebody ...:rolleyes:

I hope he does not get a life any time soon...:biggrin1:
 

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jeff black said:
Mr. 8 has no comment at this time.:rolleyes:

I am certain he will have something to say upon his safe return.

You can be sure that he'll be vindicated in time to run for president.

Of Germany.
 

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Daverock said:
He is drinking his beer from a sherry glass so he must be Gay.

... but that still doesn't explain the sausage eating.

(Now sucking sausage is a horse of a different color).
 

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Daverock said:
Allegedly he has gone on and advanced grammar course to keep us all even more in line.
Please try to refrain from making typos in threads that refer to me directly in the title. Thank you. :rolleyes:

uncut said:
I sent him a pm a couple of days ago, saying I miss him and hope everything is well I dont know:confused:
Thank you for the PM... I will be back to full working order tomorrow, as will the apostrophes on your keyboard, I trust. :biggrin1: :wink:

jeff black said:
The 19th can't come fast enough
In fact, it came early, rather like Warren Beatty, if the rumors are to be believed. :cool:

BlackCock85 said:
Why are all of you lying for Alex? We all know he's getting some work done
Beware of men wielding violin cases and ready-mix cement. That's all I'm saying to you, sir. :rolleyes:

GoneA said:
So, he's actually NOT gay?
My lawyer is happy to speak with your lawyer about this abominable piece of defamation. We expect a full retraction, OR ELSE (bigger violin cases, heavier bags of cement, etc.)...

Gisella said:
Well GoneA...he is not a vegetarian gay ..is he ???:eek:
Sorry, little shock-faced smiley, but he is a vegan bird. :borladuck:

Pecker said:
You can be sure that he'll be vindicated in time to run for president.

Of Germany.
Who wants Germany, when I have my eyes on the universe? :rolleyes:

Lex said:
I am thinking that perhaps he, too, is Madame Zora.
You have caught me red-handed, sir. My titties have an automatic function that transforms them into a penis at will. I find this an especially useful trick to perform when sleeping with bisexuals. :cool:

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Anyway, thank you for missing me... if a thread had not emerged during my absence, then I should have cursed all members' genitalia in a frankly unspeakable manner. And trust me, most potential lust-partners do not respond well to the "my penis/bosom was transformed into a small blue orchid by an amateur warlock using spells he borrowed from old episodes of Bewitched" excuse. :saevil:
 

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tallguypns said:
Wow, was alex gone? I never noticed.
Someone who (still) wasn't here never noticed that someone who wasn't here wasn't here. :rolleyes:

It's like hunting for the shadow of a shadow, my little absent surrealist. :cool: