Woman to marry fairground ride

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A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania is planning to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.

She has been 'courting' the attraction, an 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts, for a decade. According to the Daily Telegraph, Wolfe travels 160 miles to visit the attraction up to 10 times every year. It is estimated she has taken approximately 3,000 rides since first visiting the theme park at the age of 13.

"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

"I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."

Wolfe sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling. She also carries its spare nuts and bolts around in a bid to feel closer to the machinery.

"I'm not hurting anyone and I can't help it," she added. "It's a part of who I am."

After the wedding she plans to change her name to Amy Weber, in honour of the manufacturer of the attraction.
 

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And men have sex with inanimate objects all the time. Anyone ever thought a guy was crazy for using a fleshlite?

This is unusual, yes. Difficult to understand, yes. But crazy? I guess it depends on where you draw your lines between sanity and insanity.
 

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She's certainly not marrying the thing in any legal sense. I think the headline is ridiculous sensationalism seeking to exploit a mentally ill person for public amusement.

I can also see the conservative pundits claiming that this is all the result of allowing gay marriage. "What's next?," they'll say, "refrigerators, pets, and family members?," all the while never mentioning this woman will not be legally marrying this amusement park ride. I'm deeply suspicious of how this story was found and disseminated.
 

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And men have sex with inanimate objects all the time. Anyone ever thought a guy was crazy for using a fleshlite?
No, just lonely and possibly a loser. :tongue:


This is unusual, yes. Difficult to understand, yes. But crazy? I guess it depends on where you draw your lines between sanity and insanity.[/QUOTE] I draw it at amusement park rides. :rolleyes: :duh: She can't have sex with the ride. A fleshlight doesn't even belong in this conversation. A fleshlight is designed for male sexual gratification! How can you not see the difference?!?

Imagine explaining that to your parents.
No ma, I didn't meet him at the university, he's not even a high school graduate. But everytime we are together he sets my heart a whirl. :tongue::biggrin1:
 

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This reminds me of that joke. "Oh yeah, you love that ride so much? Why dont you marry it?"

Have you seen what she looks like?. I will be nice and say that a pic is worth 1000 words. And i feel sorry for the ride.
 

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I can also see the conservative pundits claiming that this is all the result of allowing gay marriage. "What's next?," they'll say, "refrigerators, pets, and family members?," all the while never mentioning this woman will not be legally marrying this amusement park ride. I'm deeply suspicious of how this story was found and disseminated.

I was thinking the exact same thing.