Womangs! I am new and I need the help!#

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by StraightCock4Her, Jul 7, 2009.

  1. StraightCock4Her

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    I am named Estanbul and I am from Iraqistan.

    Is my cock be small or huuugggeee? My mommy no tell me.

    Anyone to cyber in me? email plz, non uglies, must have cam or pics or sketchbooks, kittie litter a plus, and strawberry lemonade case you get dirsty.

    THNXu!

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  2. jjsjr

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    seriously with that goatse?

    lame.
     
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    Everythang is bugger in Texass.
     
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    Get a life. This post doesn't belong here.
     
  6. StraightCock4Her

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    I think you for to what I means, it is thread for womangs.
     
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    I think you're an attention whore who has watched Borat too many times, and loves to post to piss people off. Hats off to you.
     
  8. StraightCock4Her

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    Haven't seen it actually.

    I piss no one off here, the people, they love me! :(
     
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    You know what the funny thing is?! It's been less than two minutes and I've lost complete interest.
     
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    Which is why I never watched the borat he's failures. I just want to make fun of posts like this until I never see one ever again.
     
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    womangs returns! *squee*

    i talked to your mom, she says "what's up" then i asked her about your umn problem....
    she say "he's bigger than my brother, still not measuring up to the milk man"

    then she stole a bottle of scotch and ran out the door. your mom is a beautiful woman.

    wanna cam?
     
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    So...to stop one problem .. you continue to perpetuate it? That's totally logical. Thanks for helping us 'womangs' out here.
     
  13. StraightCock4Her

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    You aren't too bright now are ya? I see the problem now, you're just a little mentally retarded, I'm sorry, I was assuming you had all the capacities of a normal and rational human. My mistake.

    Move along young lady ;) :biggrin1:
     
  14. IntoxicatingToxin

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    He started this thread as a joke, in case you didn't catch that...
     
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    i want a t-shirt that just says "womangs" on it. do they make those?
     
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    I don't know if they do or not, but you can always have one made. :biggrin: Then it'll be unique.
     
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    i might make some! if it isn't copyrighted that is.
     
  18. StraightCock4Her

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    Success!!$

    Give me phone number and I will attempt to hook up the connection to the wire
     
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    I has sketchbooks and kittie litter, but alas, I is teh uglies and has no strawberry lemonade. :'(

    *has a giggle fit* *bows to straight* Well played, sir.
     
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    Womangs©, Straightcock4her
     
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