Woman's Poem & Man's Poem

[Pitbull]

DISCLAIMER:
Not written by me

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.
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A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast
Nymphomaniac with Big boobs
Who owns a bar at a golf course
And loves to send me fishing and drinking
This doesn't rhyme and
I don't give a shit.
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[Honey123]

Oh Pitbull, you crack me up.

now, how do we wiggle a line in there about him having a big cock and knowing how to use it?

lol

 

[Pitbull]

Oh Pitbull, you crack me up.

now, how do we wiggle a line in there about him having a big cock and knowing how to use it?

lol

Just one line?

I have a great idea :thinkerg:

just tack this on at the end of the woman's poem

http://www.lpsg.org/119613-pitbull-poetry-and-prose-7.html#post2150268

:biggrin1: