Woman's Poem & Man's Poem

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    WOMAN'S POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks
    I pray he's gainfully employed
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door
    Massages my back and begs to do more
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
    I pray that this man will love me to no end
    And always be my very best friend.




    A MAN'S POEM

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast
    Nymphomaniac with Big boobs
    Who owns a bar at a golf course
    And loves to send me fishing and drinking
    This doesn't rhyme and
    I don't give a shit.
     
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    Oh Pitbull, you crack me up.

    now, how do we wiggle a line in there about him having a big cock and knowing how to use it?

    lol
     
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