That's a weird situation.
If you really like her, I'd call her back and expain that what you were packing wasn't a cucumber, that penises come in all shapes and sizes, and that you just happen to have a really wide one.
Either she'll except it or not, if not it probably doesn't say much for her.
If you really like her, I'd call her back and expain that what you were packing wasn't a cucumber, that penises come in all shapes and sizes, and that you just happen to have a really wide one.
Either she'll except it or not, if not it probably doesn't say much for her.