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Women Are Evil?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by alphadawgd, May 20, 2010.

  1. alphadawgd

    alphadawgd Well-Known Member

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    Lol...i found this piece of information that i find hilarious and thought i'd share.


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    Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

    Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

    Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

    All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

    And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.
     
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    Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am evil!






    Sorry, being a petite person whom no one has ever been afraid of her entire life, I saw your thread title and I briefly enjoyed the idea of being a powerful Supervillian.

    I don't think women are any more or less evil than men. People of both sexes are capable of great good and terrible evil.
     
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    Siggi Freud woulda had a set o' balls fall off laughing over that patheic line of crap
    I think that guy played D&D too long
     
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    i totally agree with you, but i do find it hilarious. i'd like to see a MAN version of this one too.
     
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    ...you know it's a joke, right?
     
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    Where did you find that? I'm confused. Are women being controlled by aliens or reptilians?
     
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    Both. Your hormone is easily influenced by all forms of life. Aliens, reptiles, plants, fish. Sky's the limit!
     
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    Ah, so that's why I get so horny when I stand too close to my houseplants.
     
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    Mmmmmmmm cross-pollination. Pull those weeds you naughty girl.
     
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    not just women are controlled by aliens/reptilians. we all are ;)

    i took the red pill :eek:
     
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    I took the blue pill a few hours ago and I've been hard ever since.
     
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    Nobody is evil.
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
     
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    evil? ...i'm hurt!
     
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    I have a chain of Pizza Restaurants.
     
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    I think I'm the evilest woman on here.... :)
     
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    Are you saying that Scientologists are evil and controlled by aliens from outer space? But doesn't that the contradict Scientology myth about how non-Scientologists are evil and controlled by aliens from outer space?
     
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    LOL, Thanks man, I'm emailing this to all of my friends. They should get a kick out of this :)
     
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    What an hilarious article.

    1) Tinfoil hat > alien programming.
    2) There are far better and more exciting ways to be evil.
    3) Strikeforce Team: Laser Shuriken Giant Death MechaNinjas - Please assemble in the foyer and proceed to roll out.
     
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