Women Are Evil?

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

...which reminds me, I need to go take a shit.

 

[TheRob]

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am evil!​

Sorry, being a petite person whom no one has ever been afraid of her entire life, I saw your thread title and I briefly enjoyed the idea of being a powerful Supervillian.

I don't think women are any more or less evil than men. People of both sexes are capable of great good and terrible evil.

if you were a lesbian however....you may see more of a womans evil

 

[TheRob]

Nobody is evil.

Bullshit

 

[dolfette]

if you were a lesbian however....you may see more of a womans evil

not evil, just crazy.

 

[HazelGod]

Women Are Evil?

Duh. It can be proven algebraically:

We know that women take up lots of both time and money...
Women = Time x Money

And we know that time is money, so...
Women = Money x Money = Money²

And since money is the root of all evil...
√(Evil) = Money

It must follow...
Women = Money² = [√(Evil)]² = Evil


Quod erat demonstrandum.

 

[curiousvirgin]

I prefer this algebraic equation myself

Women are the epitome of love
Women = love

Love leads to hot steamy sex
love=sex

Therefore
Women =SEX!

 

[TheRob]

not evil, just crazy.

it's possible I could agree with this

 

[TheRob]

I prefer this algebraic equation myself

Women are the epitome of love
Women = love

Love leads to hot steamy sex
love=sex

Therefore
Women =SEX!

I am open to helpingyou test this theory )

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I prefer this algebraic equation myself

Women are the epitome of love
Women = love

Love leads to hot steamy sex
love=sex

Therefore
Women =SEX!

Well he is still a virgin....

Women are the epitome of exotic
Women = Exotic Elephants

Elephants can kill you if you piss them off or scare them
Women = Killers

Killers burry your body in the backyard
Therefore...
Women = Really good gardeners

 

[TheRob]

hmm exotic elephants...

 

[nolbaby]

Is this guy talking about martians or illegal aliens from Mexico? Or is this just the least important thing ever?

 

[curiousvirgin]

Well he is still a virgin....

Women are the epitome of exotic
Women = Exotic Elephants

Elephants can kill you if you piss them off or scare them
Women = Killers

Killers burry your body in the backyard
Therefore...
Women = Really good gardeners

hahaha I've got a mighty green thumb!! theory seconded!:tongue:

 

[curiousvirgin]

I am open to helpingyou test this theory )

hubba hubba :wink:

 

[petite]

Is this guy talking about martians or illegal aliens from Mexico? Or is this just the least important thing ever?

I assumed Maritans or Venusians or something, but if you re-read it in the context of illegal aliens, it takes on an entirely different meaning. Does this mean that reptilians are illegal aliens?

 

[TheRob]

hubba hubba :wink:

anytime you are ready to change your screenname to "satisfiedformervirgin" : o )

 

[helgaleena]

I assumed Maritans or Venusians or something, but if you re-read it in the context of illegal aliens, it takes on an entirely different meaning. Does this mean that reptilians are illegal aliens?

Is this the fellow who says the world economy is controlled by giant extraterrestrial reptilian shape-shifters, or is that another guy?