Women are evil

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  1. db03

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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
    of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
    hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man.
    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
    nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
    should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
    our days".
    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
    must be a sign from God!"
    The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car
    is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
    God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
    Then she hands the bottle to the man.
    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
    bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
    hands it back to the man.
    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil bitches.
     
  2. thirteenbyseven

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    Women aren't evil, db03, only mysterious, captivating, and sometimes frustrating and high maintenance. All and all, the best things invented since fire and the wheel. :9
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Oooooooh that was evil! LOL!

    naughty
     
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