Women Are So Sensitive

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
    bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
    I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
    golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt! "
    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
    looks like yours!"
    I don't remember much of anything after that."
     
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    ROTFLMAO


     
  3. got_lost

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    ROFLMAO!!!
    :biglaugh:
     
  4. Not_Punny

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    Roflmao... hey that's what everyone else did!
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    :rofl::lmao: :chairfall:
     
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    Very funny.
     
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