Women Aren’t Supposed To Fart, They Say

[5607961]

do either of these address the topic of the thread? Which is “when in a relationship does simply not being obnoxious/ wandering off” become good enough?”

Stop bitching.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Look like someone got a new shovel and is just itching to use it.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Stop bitching.

That's not very clever.

 

[DiamondJoe]

And we had a great comic in Ask a woman where a postcoital couple are lying there and she asks when he is going to sleep so she can fart.

which led me to...
What is the etiquette of effluvium?

Well, everybody farts, foolish to pretend otherwise. What's a little gentle farting competition between sheets and between good friends?

So long as you don't make a virtue of it, I still find farting funny. And as a proponent of bum sex and good hard shagging, occasional odd noises and smells are part of the landscape. Best not be prissy about it but relax.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Stop bitching.

She's not bitching. She's making a relevant point. Your post was stupid, and irrelevant to the thread topic.

No one here gives a shit that you like getting your dick spackled with fecal particles. Take that shit to another section where the readers/participants wanna hear you tell those types of stories.

 

[Neijo]

There is a german modern folk song, saying (translated without rhyme) "even beautiful women sometimes have to sh*t, even beautiful women sometimes have to fart hard".

The fact such a song exists, shows us some men really believe women are like some Kim Jong Un who doesn't have to follow humans nature. Sad.

 

[DiamondJoe]

There is a german modern folk song, saying (translated without rhyme) "even beautiful women sometimes have to sh*t, even beautiful women sometimes have to fart hard".

See, you'd never get a phrase like that in Japanese, far too polite - there is an inherent bluntness to German and of Germans

 

[T_Lurch]

See, you'd never get a phrase like that in Japanese, far too polite - there is an inherent bluntness to German and of Germans

ブラウン風 (brown wind).

Almost poetic, in its simplicity.

 

[Neijo]

See, you'd never get a phrase like that in Japanese, far too polite - there is an inherent bluntness to German and of Germans

Haha, very much so
Especially big city people. We tend to be direct assholes (even though we don't mean to be assholes)

Spoiler: The Song

 

[DiamondJoe]

ブラウン風 (brown wind).

Almost poetic, in its simplicity.

I would expect nothing less

Haha, very much so
Especially big city people. We tend to be direct assholes (even though we don't mean to be assholes)

Spoiler: The Song

Yes, I know Germans are not arseholes (mostly ), just direct.


Lovin' the linguistic cross-pollination btw

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Stop bitching.

Quit trolling, then.
It’s women’s issues and the posts addressed nothing in the topic

 

[Scarletbegonia]

That's not very clever.

Well, it’s lovely to not invest in vapid real estate.

 

[Thonglovingmate]

Don’t get a stomach ache for anybody!
Ladies, let the farts rip!

 

[T_Lurch]

Don’t get a stomach ache for anybody!
Ladies, let the farts rip!

Unless of course, you're on jury duty in the courtroom; then you might get cited for contempt.

"One more outburst like that and I'll clear the courtroom!"

 

[Thonglovingmate]

Unless of course, you're on jury duty in the courtroom; then you might get cited for contempt.

"One more outburst like that and I'll clear the courtroom!"

“Objection! Sustained “

 

[Scarletbegonia]

It wouldn’t be the judge clearing the courtroom



Rudy Guiliani

 

[MickeyLee]

I am wholly disappointed that the German word for fart in no way implies a fart is a mouse, a bear or a pig.

die Unterhoseschwein....

die Hinterbär.....

schleichenmaus......


Depending on intensity or lack of shame by the flooter.

 

[T_Lurch]

I am wholly disappointed that the German word for fart in no way implies a fart is a mouse, a bear or a pig.

die Unterhoseschwein....

die Hinterbär.....

schleichenmaus......


Depending on intensity or lack of shame by the flooter.

Deutsch does have a few amusing sayings:
"Ich wünsche allen Durchfall, kurze Arme, und kein Klopapier."
English translation: "I wish everyone diarrhea, short arms and no toilet paper."

"Jedes Böhnchen gibt ein Tönchen."
English translation: "Beans make you fart (every bean has a tone)."

 

[MickeyLee]

Deutsch does have a few amusing sayings:
"Ich wünsche allen Durchfall, kurze Arme, und kein Klopapier."
English translation: "I wish everyone diarrhea, short arms and no toilet paper."

"Jedes Böhnchen gibt ein Tönchen."
English translation: "Beans make you fart (every bean has a tone)."

This will be cross stitched by morning

 

[T_Lurch]

This will be cross stitched by morning

It does have a warm, pithy quality to it, doesn't it?