women do not squirt.

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  1. SilverTrain

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    In Roswell, New Mexico, Elvis Presley (yes, he's alive and well) shags all comers and they all squirt.
     
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    It is becoming a pet peeve of mine that female ejaculation and this 'watersport' called squirting (letting out urine) are being mixed up by the pornographers. The stuff that comes out of the similar glands in the anus is not usually called ejaculation, Luka honey.
     
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    It is becoming a pet peeve of MINE that so many women are so out of touch with their bodies that they can't tell the difference between peeing and squirting.

    Squirting is not the same as releasing your bladder! Guh.
     
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    I wanna pisss on you.
     
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    Yes, women do squirt. And yes, they'll also pee on you if you're not careful... lol

    I made my last gf squirt on occasion, and she was extremely concerned that she was peeing. One day, we fooled around and literally while we were getting it on, she ran and peed and we resumed. When she came and squirted, she couldn't believe it. We wound up fucking for like 30 minutes straight (in full disclosure, I alternated with a dildo), and she just kept squirting over and over even though she had just totally drained her bladder. lol... She was so 'fucked out' as she called it, that couldn't really think or act right well into the next day. She was just in a daze and clumsy as hell... That day led to lots of sex jokes between us.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Well pee smells like pee, and what comes out is of a squirter does not smell like pee........so it must not be pee 'eh!!!!!
     
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    Pee doesn't smell right away, only after exposure to air.
     
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    You speak specifically of the g-spot, but what of clitoral stimulation? The one time I saw it was clitoral in nature.
     
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    Hey!

    Wank fodder, braggadocio, cultism, and sci-fi, all in one thread.

    You don't see that every day.

    Except on lpsg.
     
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    I knew a girl like this. Thought women squirting was a hoax and was special effects in porn.
     
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    Skene's gland.

    How cool to have a very sexy part of lady's sexual anatomy named after you.

    Have you heard of the DW orgasm? :biggrin1:
     
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    I doubt anyone has, anywhere. :tongue:
     
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    :biggrin1:

    I can't resist an amusing cunt.

    The DW orgasm is reflective of the butterfly effect.
     
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    Pfft...you say that as if there were any kind you could resist. :biggrin1:
     
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    i used to think it was bullshit.................untill it happened to me! yes, there is a distinct difference between squirting and urinating. feels completely different.

    though i still think what's her face -- cytheria? -- is fake. either that, or she has some seriously strong PC muscles. though i guess i can't really judge -- i'm just getting used to it myself and learning how to control it ;)
     
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    Dear Boy, you must learn the difference between could and would. That's would, not wood. :wink:
     
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    You mean the first is better than one would expect, given the douchebag involved...but the sequel leaves one feeling they should have just stopped after that? :biggrin:
     
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    *falls off couch laughing*

    excellent observation.
     
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    How lucky for one of your thirst for knowledge, that you have so much to learn about women. :wink:
     
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