Women: Fit Body or Big Penis?

[amethyst]

Originally posted by BruceSter+Jun 22 2005, 09:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BruceSter &#064; Jun 22 2005, 09:32 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jun 21 2005, 11:22 PM
Skinny guys are the best&#33; I mean heroin-addict skinny too. Something about that particular body type drives me insane. I can appreciate good looks of a lot of different kinds, but skinny guys fill my fantasies.

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Does that put me off your hit list?

Bruce

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You are on my list :wub:

Amethyst

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb+Jun 24 2005, 01:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 24 2005, 01:33 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jun 23 2005, 03:55 AM
You&#39;d probably be surprised how many girls are into it, especially since the invasion of the pale skinny guys singing emo songs. Your time has come&#33;

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Skinny, yes. Pale, no. And I am NOT wearing a flock of seagulls.

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But do you sing emo songs????

 

[jonb]

I&#39;m a drummer. Drummers usually don&#39;t sing. I&#39;m trying to learn guitar, though. Then I can sing. Oh, and drummers do have this strange clothing phobia.

The songs I have written are about a whole range of emotions, while emo&#39;s mostly angry or depressing. I&#39;m planning on webifying EVENTUALLY.

 

[Knight]

I have a guitar. I can&#39;t play it...I am learning...And I can&#39;t sing either

Would be cool if I could though lol.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 24 2005, 11:12 PM
I&#39;m a drummer. Drummers usually don&#39;t sing. I&#39;m trying to learn guitar, though. Then I can sing. Oh, and drummers do have this strange clothing phobia.

The songs I have written are about a whole range of emotions, while emo&#39;s mostly angry or depressing. I&#39;m planning on webifying EVENTUALLY.

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Well, I have a drummer fetish, so I know a few who do sing, it always amazes me how they can coordinate that with drumming. I play guitar, but since I started in the 70&#39;s I know a lot of folk and classic rock stuff that would be on your oldies list. I&#39;m trying to learn to play keyboards, but I think that will take a lot longer than guitar for me. Glad you&#39;re not writing "angry young man" songs, that stuff bores me to tears. I&#39;m going back and trying to write new words to some of my older songs because I was an almighty twerp when I was a teenager&#33; Let me know if/when you webify, I wanna listen.

 

[deewil]

Originally posted by bzyrch@Jun 16 2005, 02:12 PM
Hello, ladies. So barring all emotional aspects, if a guy is in really good shape physically and has an average or smaller penis, how desirable is he compared to one who&#39;s a little on the flabby side but is more generously endowed downstairs? Which of these qualities more easily compensates for the other and to what degree?

It&#39;s difficult for me to sidestep the emotional aspects, meaning the personality of a guy. But I&#39;d say a guy in good shape who&#39;s average to smaller is a bit better than a flabby guy who&#39;s well endowed. Because of someone here mentioning a particular person in question who&#39;s known for his large size, I reach that decision after the image of Ron Jeremy flashes in my mind.

 

[Irish]

I&#39;m half Irish, quarter Scottish, and quarter German, with red hair, I can&#39;t help but be a tad on the white side. Emo I am not.

 

[amethyst]

Originally posted by Irish@Jun 25 2005, 01:03 PM
I&#39;m half Irish, quarter Scottish, and quarter German, with red hair, I can&#39;t help but be a tad on the white side. Emo I am not.

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Forgive my ignorance....what is emo?

 

[jonb]

Sorta like goth, but without the vampire shit. The classic emo look is short hair (flock of seagulls or romulan preferable), pale and skinny (vegetarianism helps), box-framed glasses, and clothes from Hot Topic. Preferably you should wear long sleeves, arm warmers, or something else which can hide scars easily; even if you don&#39;t SI, it just matches the emo look. Emo music is always very angsty. If you don&#39;t make your audience want to kill themselves, you&#39;re not emo.

 

[Synergistic]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 25 2005, 06:02 PM
If you don&#39;t make your audience want to kill themselves, you&#39;re not emo.

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I consider Weezer pretty emo, but I&#39;ve never wanted to kill myself listening to them. Maybe while listening to Britney Spears though.

 

[amethyst]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 25 2005, 04:02 PM
Sorta like goth, but without the vampire shit. The classic emo look is short hair (flock of seagulls or romulan preferable), pale and skinny (vegetarianism helps), box-framed glasses, and clothes from Hot Topic. Preferably you should wear long sleeves, arm warmers, or something else which can hide scars easily; even if you don&#39;t SI, it just matches the emo look. Emo music is always very angsty. If you don&#39;t make your audience want to kill themselves, you&#39;re not emo.

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Hmmm...interesting.

Thanks jonb

Amthyst

 

[hippyscum]

Originally posted by nlatimer+Jun 27 2005, 01:12 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nlatimer &#064; Jun 27 2005, 01:12 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jun 25 2005, 06:02 PM
If you don&#39;t make your audience want to kill themselves, you&#39;re not emo.

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I consider Weezer pretty emo, but I&#39;ve never wanted to kill myself listening to them. Maybe while listening to Britney Spears though.

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i wouldn&#39;t really say weezer are emo, they&#39;ve been around much longer than the current emo fad, and their music is some of the happiest poppiest greatness you&#39;ll ever hear. if you killed yourself to weezer at least you&#39;d be happy when you went out

 

[Irish]

Originally posted by nlatimer@Jun 26 2005, 08:12 PM
I consider Weezer pretty emo, but I&#39;ve never wanted to kill myself listening to them.

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I want to kill Weezer while listening to them. Not quite the same thing, but...

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Irish+Jun 28 2005, 04:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Irish &#064; Jun 28 2005, 04:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-nlatimer@Jun 26 2005, 08:12 PM
I consider Weezer pretty emo, but I&#39;ve never wanted to kill myself listening to them.

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I want to kill Weezer while listening to them. Not quite the same thing, but...

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Oh, can we start a musician&#39;s hit list? I wanna kill Trapped (the band that does "Headstrong", gotta be the worst song ever written) and Papa Roach. You could probably throw Eminem on the pyre before it goes out too.

 

[jonadkins]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 28 2005, 08:38 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 28 2005, 08:38 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Irish@Jun 28 2005, 04:54 AM
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I consider Weezer pretty emo, but I&#39;ve never wanted to kill myself listening to them.

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I want to kill Weezer while listening to them. Not quite the same thing, but...

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Oh, can we start a musician&#39;s hit list? I wanna kill Trapped (the band that does "Headstrong", gotta be the worst song ever written) and Papa Roach. You could probably throw Eminem on the pyre before it goes out too.

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The Crazy Frog, or rather Axel F., the guy who invented him. UK members will know exactly what I mean.

 

[jonb]

::cuts Papa Roach into pieces for da Jana::

Yeah, those angsty lyrics about something you just know they never experienced get old. I&#39;ll work on more ironic executions later.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 28 2005, 09:39 PM
::cuts Papa Roach into pieces for da Jana::

Yeah, those angsty lyrics about something you just know they never experienced get old. I&#39;ll work on more ironic executions later.

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*positively swoons*

First snackdud now this, you&#39;re my hero&#33;

Hey- how about kidnapping Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, Lindsey Lohan et al and sell them into white slavery? Or a porno ring?

 

[hung9mia]

There were decent techno pieces by the same DJ if he also did Crazy Frog, but he should be added to Madame&#39;s pyre in the event he did...

And Weezer&#39;s been emo in quite a few songs - don&#39;t know what their genre is usually, but they&#39;ve waxed emo before...

Oh, and how on earth did this change into a music discussion&#33;?

 

[madame_zora]

Perhaps we had exhausted the topic. We get soooooo many threads about "What&#39;s the most important thing....." or "What&#39;s the perfect size dick....." and nobody ever seems to get it that it&#39;s all a matter of personal preference. Same here, we all like what we like, there&#39;s no definitve answer.

Now, back to the musician killing already in progress.

 

[jonb]

Well, since they proved there are genres worse than J-pop, how about something anime-inspired? Yes, I&#39;m thinking tentacles.