madame_zora
Sexy Member
I know not of this Liam Gallgher, but if you say he deserves death by Liza Minelli, so be it! Can we throw Mariah Carey on top?
bzyrch: Hi, everybody. Thanks for the replies. I've been away for a while since I started this topic and it looks like it got derailed somewhat. Anyway, just to clarify, I wasn't talking about someone who's obese and otherwise physically unattractive like Ron Jeremy. Just a guy who's out of shape and doesn't look like he ever really visits the gym, as opposed to one of these workout freaks with the 48-pac abs and all that (no offense, BruceSter 
). Maybe like a Will Ferell type or something (not that I've heard anything about him being hung, just his body type). I was just wondering how forgiving women are about a man's physique and how much more forgiving they would be if he were just "buff" below the belt, if you know what I mean.
). Maybe like a Will Ferell type or something (not that I've heard anything about him being hung, just his body type). I was just wondering how forgiving women are about a man's physique and how much more forgiving they would be if he were just "buff" below the belt, if you know what I mean.
madame_zora
Sexy Member
Well, like I said earlier, I'm just into sex-only relationships at the present time, and a guy's physique will have no bearing at all on my sexual satisfaction, so I'd go for the big dick. When (if ever) I'm looking for a relationship, there will be a lot more things I'll be looking for, mainly compatibility, but a "buff bod" is pretty low on the list for me as I prefer thin men anyway. I can't get very aroused looking at a bigger size guy right now, I think I just went through so much work trying to get rid of some of my own fat that I don't feel like looking at it on someone else. Ron Jeremy types just aren't doing it for me!
bzyrch:
Congrats on losing the fat, Zora. I went through a hefty period myself. I just recently lost the last of the extra weight but the residual "out of shapeness" still remains. I actually used to be heroin-skinny and then took a brief detour through fatland. That was not a fun trip and I don't plan on going back!
Congrats on losing the fat, Zora. I went through a hefty period myself. I just recently lost the last of the extra weight but the residual "out of shapeness" still remains. I actually used to be heroin-skinny and then took a brief detour through fatland. That was not a fun trip and I don't plan on going back!
madame_zora
Sexy Member
Congrats on losing the fat, Zora. I went through a hefty period myself. I just recently lost the last of the extra weight but the residual "out of shapeness" still remains. I actually used to be heroin-skinny and then took a brief detour through fatland. That was not a fun trip and I don't plan on going back!
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[/b][/quote]Oh trust me, I am neither skinny nor muscled. I think my thing is more along the lines of opposites attract. Now I'm medium sized and I'm happy with that, I have no desire to BE skinny, I just like men who are, but I like other looks too.
I know what you mean about the out of shapeness thing. I didn't exercise at all during my weightloss, I didn't want to get muscular like I had in the past during weightloss (I've been through this before!
. This is actually one of the few periods in my life I've liked my body for any length of time so I'm pretty happy just maintaining the status quo.we all like your body too
as for that earlier post, this is liam gallagher
http://www.actustar.com/photos/gallagherliam1.jpg
tis probly the best pic of him you'll find actually, he's the lead singer of Oasis, who are one of the biggest bands in britain. you'll find articles about him concering his drunken arseholery ie. getting two teeth knocked out by a german nightclub bouncer, or beating up cameramen who twist his nipples the wrong way.
I found a better pic that works.
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/35604.jpg
He's the one on the right. Neither are pretty
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/35604.jpg
He's the one on the right. Neither are pretty
Originally posted by Knight@Jul 13 2005, 08:01 PM
I found a better pic that works.
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/35604.jpg
He's the one on the right. Neither are pretty
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eesht, that looks like liam gallagher's screen-test for the part of an extra in Romero's "Land Of The Dead"
madame_zora
Sexy Member
Originally posted by hippyscum+Jul 13 2005, 09:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hippyscum @ Jul 13 2005, 09:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Knight@Jul 13 2005, 08:01 PM
I found a better pic that works.
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/35604.jpg
He's the one on the right. Neither are pretty
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eesht, that looks like liam gallagher's screen-test for the part of an extra in Romero's "Land Of The Dead"
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[/b][/quote]Oh, I just didn't know his name, I've heard enough out of Oasis to last a lunchtime, so we can officially add him to the hitlist!
I hear so much shitty music being in stripclubs all the time that I often want to kill myself. Who sings that fucking stupid song "I like your pants around your feet........and girl I know who you are, it wasn't that hard just to figure you out"?
That guy needs to die, badly.
Does that put me off your hit list?
Bruce
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[/b][/quote]Don't worry about it Bruce. Im a fitness instructor, and MOST girls appreciate
guys built like you and me. I have big muscles, but not ugly huge bodybuilder
ones. Im 6'1 220 pounds. As for penis over body, well if I had to lose all my hard
work at the gym and start again,or have an average penis - hey you can always
push weights and build up again, but PE doesn't work for everyone, and if you
are just average, there are limitations.
Synergistic
Experimental Member
Why must you make fun of the J-pop so? I love Weezer's new album though, Beverly Hills is a great song.
As for musicians I want to kill, well all of the boy bands and slutty girls who apparently think they can sing (I use the term musicians loosely). And wipe out all the Metal bands while we're at it, they all sound alike, I can't tell one from the other, we should just start fresh.
that's a wee bit harsh. if a band are in a genre then of course they're going to sound like other people in that genre... that's why they're in that genre! you probly just haven't heard enough metal to tell the difference. there are big differences between Slayer and Pantera, even though there are also alot of similarities.
madame_zora, dunno who did that song, but i can see why you'd want him spit-roasted. the funniest thing though, is when you see girls in nightclubs dancing around singing those songs, it always gives me a chuckle.
madame_zora
Sexy Member
Well it was just grinding me a new one so I looked it up. I now nominate Nickelback as worst band of the new millenium, but judge for yourself.
NICKELBACK LYRICS
"Figured You Out"
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress
And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
Ugh, stupity at it's finest, and yeah I have to laugh my fool ass off at girls who dance to this dribble and say it's their favorite song, some women get on my goddamned nerves.
NICKELBACK LYRICS
"Figured You Out"
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress
And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
Ugh, stupity at it's finest, and yeah I have to laugh my fool ass off at girls who dance to this dribble and say it's their favorite song, some women get on my goddamned nerves.
madame_zora
Sexy Member
This is pretty funny, I had all sorts of mental images about how to "give them a bunch of STDs", should they be in a bouquet or a "gift box"?
