Women: Fit Body or Big Penis?

[jonb]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jul 16 2005, 06:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jul 16 2005, 06:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jul 16 2005, 12:33 AM
So, give them a bunch of STDs and have them OD on coke?

Sexy lyrics are a lot sexier when it&#39;s double entendres.

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This is pretty funny, I had all sorts of mental images about how to "give them a bunch of STDs", should they be in a bouquet or a "gift box"?

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Gonorrhea. Syphilis. Herpes. They all just sound nasty. Now chlamydia actually sounds sexy and exotic.

 

[Synergistic]

Originally posted by hippyscum@Jul 14 2005, 07:10 AM
that&#39;s a wee bit harsh. if a band are in a genre then of course they&#39;re going to sound like other people in that genre... that&#39;s why they&#39;re in that genre&#33; you probly just haven&#39;t heard enough metal to tell the difference. there are big differences between Slayer and Pantera, even though there are also alot of similarities.

Well I meant all the new metal bands, like Avenged Sevenfold, and well I don&#39;t know I can&#39;t name anymore, it doesn&#39;t matter, they all sound alike anyway.

 

[jonb]

Oh, you mean nü-metal, a.k.a. aluminum. Well, we can always do just like we did to Papa Roach. Cut their lives into pieces.

 

[Shamrock]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 15 2005, 09:58 AM
Well it was just grinding me a new one so I looked it up. I now nominate Nickelback as worst band of the new millenium, but judge for yourself.



NICKELBACK LYRICS

"Figured You Out"

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that&#39;s on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you&#39;re looking up at me
You&#39;re like my favourite damn disease

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can&#39;t say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn&#39;t that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn&#39;t that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)

I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you&#39;re not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck

And now I know who you are
It wasn&#39;t that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn&#39;t that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that&#39;s on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you&#39;re looking up at me
You&#39;re like my favourite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can&#39;t say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are
It wasn&#39;t that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn&#39;t that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)




Ugh, stupity at it&#39;s finest, and yeah I have to laugh my fool ass off at girls who dance to this dribble and say it&#39;s their favorite song, some women get on my goddamned nerves.

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*applaud* Finally someone who sees through the laughable "quality" of that band.
The music reminds me of a soft-core version of Linkin Park. You know members
of the "No-one has suffered or knows pain like me" band collective.
And the lead singer&#39;s face annoys me too.