women have no feelings about sex.

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feeling about sex. good feelings about sex.
really good feelings about good sex. great feelings about really good sex...

well, you get the point.. sex feels awesome.
 

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Q: How do you know you really suck at sex?

A: When you open the top draw of the bed side table and your dildo sighs and asks you to get a real man!
 

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Nah! Eveready!:wink::biggrin1:

*grumbles*
I wish! Not a live AA battery left in the house. Had to rob the batteries out of the TV remote mid-wank and now they're flat as well.

*adds battery recharger to shopping list*
Hang on. *sends lightning charge into batteries* There you go, that should help. :tongue: Hmm, with a name like 'Eveready' you'd think at least some charge would remain.
 

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*shuffles up to Ms. Dragon in woolie footie jamies... .pokes her nipple...static zapping her*
ehehehehehe low tech e-stim :cool:
 

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several men. is always good to have a few back-up dudes.

they break so easily *sigh*








*pays royalties to Ms. Dragon*