Did someone say lightning? :tongue:I hate sex so much that at the mere mention of it my pussy snaps shut and heals over!
*cringes and waits to be struck down by lightening for telling monstrous lies*
Did someone say lightning? :tongue:I hate sex so much that at the mere mention of it my pussy snaps shut and heals over!
*cringes and waits to be struck down by lightening for telling monstrous lies*
Did someone say lightning? :tongue:
Your local man of thunder is asking. *thunder booms*Depends who's asking!:wink:
Your local man of thunder is asking. *thunder booms*
This can be arranged. :tongue: I'll need to issue a weather-warning, though.One would sincerely hope you would strike in the same place more than once, MoT!![]()
I think you mean Duracell.Viagra for vibrators?
I think you mean Duracell.
Hang on. *sends lightning charge into batteries* There you go, that should help. :tongue: Hmm, with a name like 'Eveready' you'd think at least some charge would remain.Nah! Eveready!:wink::biggrin1:
*grumbles*
I wish! Not a live AA battery left in the house. Had to rob the batteries out of the TV remote mid-wank and now they're flat as well.
*adds battery recharger to shopping list*
Hang on. *sends lightning charge into batteries* There you go, that should help. :tongue: Hmm, with a name like 'Eveready' you'd think at least some charge would remain.
Stupid batteries. You should start legal proceedings. :tongue:Exactly!
*grumbles and mutters about false advertising*
*shuffles up to Ms. Dragon in woolie footie jamies... .pokes her nipple...static zapping her*
ehehehehehe low tech e-stim![]()
you must be trying to trap a manfeeling about sex. good feelings about sex.
really good feelings about good sex. great feelings about really good sex...
well, you get the point.. sex feels awesome.