If you must know, I had to put it under a steam-roller...to get it back to 20 inches - I lost length!must have taken hours of tugging and stretching to get it back to normal :hug:
*snicker*
If you must know, I had to put it under a steam-roller...to get it back to 20 inches - I lost length!must have taken hours of tugging and stretching to get it back to normal :hug:
*snicker*
It makes a pop-noise, ok?! It could have happened to anyone! My brother had a similar problem and now rents himself out as a novelty garden hose.*pictures steamroller flat penis*
does ya peen make a POP noise when it gets hard?
or unroll like a party favor?
*pictures steamroller flat penis*
does ya peen make a POP noise when it gets hard?
or unroll like a party favor?
:fest30:
i think i've seen him on the job
i think i've seen him on the job
true.. wrapping your lips tightly around the tip seems to be the trick of making it work![]()
measured along the top, right over the glans, and back down the underside of ya peen?
i might believe you :tongue:
is my measurement method theory for all the guys claiming to be 12+ inches. more than 12 inches they twist the tape to form a Mobius Strip....
infinite penis length loop
*snickers*
ive measured all my exs
Methinks men suffer from the same problem. Extreme rounding up or down seems to be an issue, especially for the mind. :sour:
"Oh noooo, am I too small? I am too small! Oh noooo"...... and..... "I am 11x7 fuckeah"
Also: guys suck at guessing jug size, dress size, shoe size, and pretty much any other size related to gifted clothing.