Women have no sense of length

[ManofThunder]

must have taken hours of tugging and stretching to get it back to normal :hug:
*snicker*

If you must know, I had to put it under a steam-roller...to get it back to 20 inches - I lost length!

 

[bigmasculine]

lol.that;s true...women tend to believe that an average penis is big. if sb has a penis a bit above average they think its huge...at least this is good for all men!lol

 

[MickeyLee]

*pictures steamroller flat penis*

does ya peen make a POP noise when it gets hard?

or unroll like a party favor?

 

[ManofThunder]

*pictures steamroller flat penis*

does ya peen make a POP noise when it gets hard?

or unroll like a party favor?

It makes a pop-noise, ok?! It could have happened to anyone! My brother had a similar problem and now rents himself out as a novelty garden hose.

 

[Catchoftheday]

How long has this thread been going now

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

*pictures steamroller flat penis*

does ya peen make a POP noise when it gets hard?

or unroll like a party favor?

:fest30:

 

[MickeyLee]

i think i've seen him on the job

 

[MickeyLee]

:fest30:

true.. wrapping your lips tightly around the tip seems to be the trick of making it work

 

[LaFemme]

i think i've seen him on the job

Oh, I know him! He does clit AND anal as well as full penetration!

(And where I live - you get a great car wash too!)

 

[ManofThunder]

i think i've seen him on the job

*calls brother - warns about photo* Very funny, yeah, that's totally not him. *nervous laughter*

 

[poultrygeist]

true.. wrapping your lips tightly around the tip seems to be the trick of making it work

:biggrin1:

 

[MercyfulFate]

My girlfriend's best friend claims her ex was 10''. I tend not to believe her.

 

[B_enzia35]

Hey, that's better for me.

 

[curiositykilledcat]

measured along the top, right over the glans, and back down the underside of ya peen?

i might believe you :tongue:


is my measurement method theory for all the guys claiming to be 12+ inches. more than 12 inches they twist the tape to form a Mobius Strip....

infinite penis length loop
*snickers*

That's a heck of a reference. How many people would actually know what a mobius strip is, without looking it up?

 

[MickeyLee]

for true?

i think i learned it from a grade school project involving strips of construction paper.
was just before some evil teacher tagged my permanent record with "not to be left unattended with markers or glue"

i was stifled!!
is tragic.

 

[Shackleford]

ive measured all my exs

A woman after my heart....

 

[Devils_Haircut]

Any girl that has ever asked me how big it is, I tell them I've never measured it, and if they do end up seeing it I do tend to lol at the sizes they say, I'm 8 inches pretty much dead on, but some of these girls come out saying "Wow thats massive, it must be 10+ inches".

In fairness my male friends are pretty shit at guessing sizes aswell, such as a female friend I have who has told me she has 36C's, my man friends are always talking about her "huge DDs".

 

[shyguy1985]

Methinks men suffer from the same problem. Extreme rounding up or down seems to be an issue, especially for the mind. :sour:

"Oh noooo, am I too small? I am too small! Oh noooo"...... and..... "I am 11x7 fuckeah"


Also: guys suck at guessing jug size, dress size, shoe size, and pretty much any other size related to gifted clothing.

I've always found it odd on this site that every seems to measure to the exact .5 or inch.

On a very good, hard day my cock goes past 7.5 but doesnt make 8.

I often get asked on this site how big my cock is and I usually say its bigger than 7.5 but less than 8.

Although I (quite tediously I suppose) ask people to guess when they first ask and I've had all sorts of numbers thrown at me from as little as 5.5 right the way up to 9.

Its not just women, its just anyone - pretty much everyone is rubbish at guessing the size of something.

 

[XCentralCasting8in]

This is so not true. Many women like the sensation of being filled up at depths unpenetrated by Joe 6 inch. Gotta be over 7 to even enter the discussion. And why is it that it's always average guys who disparage size measurements?

 

[SR_chixdiggit]

my wife may have a sense of length, being that she's measured my ween, but no sense of girth. she insists i'm short but thick. All I can say is... Ignorance is bliss!