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Here is another topic to entice, infuriate or ignore. Over this past Easter weekend I listened to an overnight radio show where the guest was a middle-aged woman name Abby Ellin. Ellin is out on a national book tour peddling her tale of female woe and male deceit, something that should sell as fast as Big Macs and Starbucks coffee given the present state of sexual politics in America. Just as I was about to change to a sports talk station I began listening to her case history. It was so riveting and unintentionally comical that I lay in bed shaking my head and laughing.
"He was not my type."
On her first date in 2010 he took her to the Four Seasons hotel in New York for dinner. She was 42 and single and he was 58, scrawny, under six-feet with a large proboscis, receding hair and an overbite with large "Mr. Ed" capped teeth. But he was also a doctor, something held in high-esteem in her cultural background and seemed genuinely interested in her. They went home to her place.
"We kissed, got naked, rolled around on the bed, and then....nothing."
"Sometimes it doesn't work, he said. "I'll do better next time."
After that somewhat disappointing relationship debut, Abby quickly learned her new boyfriend was (seemingly) much more than meets the eye. He said he was with the CIA, an ex-Navy SEAL and had been on a slew of top secret missions overseas for our government and had the medals to prove it. He worked for the Pentagon and was a Navy physician down at Guantanamo where the most high-profile captured al-Queda prisoners were taken. She began calling him "the Commander."
"How can you be in the military? You're Jewish?"
"There are seven of us," he deadpanned.
One would logically conclude a woman's suspicions would be aroused upon seeing this human dichotomy. Yet Abby eagerly listened in rapture as he heaped-on ever more preposterous, harrowing tales of being intricately involved with the capture of Osama bin Laden. This coming from an individual that looked more Anthony Weiner as Carlos Danger than a Navy SEAL, all of whom seem to be tall, muscular, ripped specimens out of a gay male wet dream.
"He gave me a necklace of cultured pearls from Mikimoto. But I knew they weren't."
Yet all good things must come to an end. "The Commander's" masquerade was exposed when had the gall to give her a necklace of minimal worth and call it a Mikimoto. Would any suitor of good intentions give a woman a Timex and call it an 18-carat Rolex Lady Datejust? Jewish-American princesses can detect a phony piece of jewelry a mile away!
Women of LPSG, how high--or low-- is your gullibility quotient when it comes to men? Some women are born with a built-in B.S. detector, yet some seemingly intelligent women are deceived and taken for a sometimes heartbreaking ride. Stories....we want stories!!!
"He was not my type."
On her first date in 2010 he took her to the Four Seasons hotel in New York for dinner. She was 42 and single and he was 58, scrawny, under six-feet with a large proboscis, receding hair and an overbite with large "Mr. Ed" capped teeth. But he was also a doctor, something held in high-esteem in her cultural background and seemed genuinely interested in her. They went home to her place.
"We kissed, got naked, rolled around on the bed, and then....nothing."
"Sometimes it doesn't work, he said. "I'll do better next time."
After that somewhat disappointing relationship debut, Abby quickly learned her new boyfriend was (seemingly) much more than meets the eye. He said he was with the CIA, an ex-Navy SEAL and had been on a slew of top secret missions overseas for our government and had the medals to prove it. He worked for the Pentagon and was a Navy physician down at Guantanamo where the most high-profile captured al-Queda prisoners were taken. She began calling him "the Commander."
"How can you be in the military? You're Jewish?"
"There are seven of us," he deadpanned.
One would logically conclude a woman's suspicions would be aroused upon seeing this human dichotomy. Yet Abby eagerly listened in rapture as he heaped-on ever more preposterous, harrowing tales of being intricately involved with the capture of Osama bin Laden. This coming from an individual that looked more Anthony Weiner as Carlos Danger than a Navy SEAL, all of whom seem to be tall, muscular, ripped specimens out of a gay male wet dream.
"He gave me a necklace of cultured pearls from Mikimoto. But I knew they weren't."
Yet all good things must come to an end. "The Commander's" masquerade was exposed when had the gall to give her a necklace of minimal worth and call it a Mikimoto. Would any suitor of good intentions give a woman a Timex and call it an 18-carat Rolex Lady Datejust? Jewish-American princesses can detect a phony piece of jewelry a mile away!
Women of LPSG, how high--or low-- is your gullibility quotient when it comes to men? Some women are born with a built-in B.S. detector, yet some seemingly intelligent women are deceived and taken for a sometimes heartbreaking ride. Stories....we want stories!!!
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