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I read the quote below in another forum which asked men about masturbation in odd places. Then this excerpt got me thinking a bit, sort of stimulated my mind this morning. Here it is:
["Often jerk while travelling the 3-hour drive that I usually make a few times a month. Jerk the whole way, edging and basically masturbating for the whole trip."]
1. How many men are really jerking off in the freeway at any given time? This is a scary thought... Talk about being "distracted!";
2. I admit I'm a "California bad girl" as I continue to illegally "text while driving," not "a good thing" really as I have been known to have hit a few curbs this past year since texting is now part of my life; Ooh, trust me. I'm paying for it... I've got a right front bent wheel the Toyota dealer mechanics found, discovered when replacing my out-of-alignment and unevenly worn tires! Ah ha, "The Ah Ha moment," is now clear to me, I "get it" why my Toyota dealer must love to screw women drivers. Boy, do they see us "cumming!" (another intended pun! Another $345, to replace the wheel, please! (This also begs a couple of other questions.. I have posted in my online blog: fun, interesting, provocative questions if you want to check out and participate, I welcome everyone.
3. An FWB I play with likes it when I "touch myself a bit," getting "wet" before I make my grand appearance to see him, walk throughbthe front door at his home, so I've happily taken the liberty of bringing a favorite vibrator with me on my sexual escapades visit and ONLY as I enter the main gate while I am usually waiting for other guests ahead of me to gain access to this "private" community through an on-site security guard, do I actually whip out my vibrator, shove it between my legs, turn it on, and sit patiently with a grin on my face! *I'll betcha I am one of the "happiest" guests these security guards see in any given day, giggling usually, when I explain who I am, and to whose home I shall be visiting; but I've NEVER masturbated while driving, besides my mind isn't all that into it at this point, so it's quite a different experience all together, however it serves the purpose for the most part and "he", my FWB, is thrilled with my wet arrival;
4. Now in light of the excerpted quote, above, I'm starting to think... "Well, gee, I guess I could do THAT too on my longer car trips. There are long less travelled highways, roads, and freeways with less congestion in my area and neighborhoods, plus the California Car Pool lane is also available to me with my hybrid car! So these trips, long drives actually might not be so bad after all (grin)... but then again I wonder what the Toyota guys (or body repair specialists) might then think about the huge dents and gashes on my car from perhaps side-swiping other vehicles on the freeway! Oh, trust me this IS entirely possible and a scary thought, but then I rationalize it a bit and think, "Well, that's a part of me being a bit occasionally 'mischievous,' plus I like 'living on the edge' a bit (pun intended) from time to time, so i can't help myself, really. Maybe this gives you a new opinion about hybrid owners/drivers? You'll want to avoid all single occupant, 40-ish, Prius drivers whipping along the Southerm California Car Pool lanes!
Hint: my car color is white, that's all I'm going to say right now, plus it gives new meaning to "Life in The Fastlane!" (pun intended)
LOL
Here's the question I pose to LPSG women now reading this thread ...
How many women driving alone actually masturbate while driving, really?
--- Do YOU masturbate now while driving?
--- Have you masturbated previously while driving?
--- Would you consider masturbating like I am contemplating now?
--- And what are YOU driving today so I can also be a defensive driver and avoid you on the So. Cal. streets, highways and freeways?
And I thougt illegal "texting" was bad. Just watch out if you find me in a HOT IM chat, while masturbating AND driving! I wonder when California politicians will, if ever, cum up (another pun) with a new law that legislates "NO MASTURBATING WHILE DRIVING!" You know it was a "slippery slope" (pun intended) when politicians approved the California "no-cell phone" laws! Why the heck lawmakers would do this in reality when all of them are usually f**king, screwing someone, something, somehow, somewhere in California anyhow... is well, dumb?!
LOL - Ha!
 FlowerChick 
["Often jerk while travelling the 3-hour drive that I usually make a few times a month. Jerk the whole way, edging and basically masturbating for the whole trip."]
1. How many men are really jerking off in the freeway at any given time? This is a scary thought... Talk about being "distracted!";
2. I admit I'm a "California bad girl" as I continue to illegally "text while driving," not "a good thing" really as I have been known to have hit a few curbs this past year since texting is now part of my life; Ooh, trust me. I'm paying for it... I've got a right front bent wheel the Toyota dealer mechanics found, discovered when replacing my out-of-alignment and unevenly worn tires! Ah ha, "The Ah Ha moment," is now clear to me, I "get it" why my Toyota dealer must love to screw women drivers. Boy, do they see us "cumming!" (another intended pun! Another $345, to replace the wheel, please! (This also begs a couple of other questions.. I have posted in my online blog: fun, interesting, provocative questions if you want to check out and participate, I welcome everyone.
3. An FWB I play with likes it when I "touch myself a bit," getting "wet" before I make my grand appearance to see him, walk throughbthe front door at his home, so I've happily taken the liberty of bringing a favorite vibrator with me on my sexual escapades visit and ONLY as I enter the main gate while I am usually waiting for other guests ahead of me to gain access to this "private" community through an on-site security guard, do I actually whip out my vibrator, shove it between my legs, turn it on, and sit patiently with a grin on my face! *I'll betcha I am one of the "happiest" guests these security guards see in any given day, giggling usually, when I explain who I am, and to whose home I shall be visiting; but I've NEVER masturbated while driving, besides my mind isn't all that into it at this point, so it's quite a different experience all together, however it serves the purpose for the most part and "he", my FWB, is thrilled with my wet arrival;
4. Now in light of the excerpted quote, above, I'm starting to think... "Well, gee, I guess I could do THAT too on my longer car trips. There are long less travelled highways, roads, and freeways with less congestion in my area and neighborhoods, plus the California Car Pool lane is also available to me with my hybrid car! So these trips, long drives actually might not be so bad after all (grin)... but then again I wonder what the Toyota guys (or body repair specialists) might then think about the huge dents and gashes on my car from perhaps side-swiping other vehicles on the freeway! Oh, trust me this IS entirely possible and a scary thought, but then I rationalize it a bit and think, "Well, that's a part of me being a bit occasionally 'mischievous,' plus I like 'living on the edge' a bit (pun intended) from time to time, so i can't help myself, really. Maybe this gives you a new opinion about hybrid owners/drivers? You'll want to avoid all single occupant, 40-ish, Prius drivers whipping along the Southerm California Car Pool lanes!
Hint: my car color is white, that's all I'm going to say right now, plus it gives new meaning to "Life in The Fastlane!" (pun intended)
LOL
Here's the question I pose to LPSG women now reading this thread ...
How many women driving alone actually masturbate while driving, really?
--- Do YOU masturbate now while driving?
--- Have you masturbated previously while driving?
--- Would you consider masturbating like I am contemplating now?
--- And what are YOU driving today so I can also be a defensive driver and avoid you on the So. Cal. streets, highways and freeways?
And I thougt illegal "texting" was bad. Just watch out if you find me in a HOT IM chat, while masturbating AND driving! I wonder when California politicians will, if ever, cum up (another pun) with a new law that legislates "NO MASTURBATING WHILE DRIVING!" You know it was a "slippery slope" (pun intended) when politicians approved the California "no-cell phone" laws! Why the heck lawmakers would do this in reality when all of them are usually f**king, screwing someone, something, somehow, somewhere in California anyhow... is well, dumb?!
LOL - Ha!
 FlowerChick 
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