Women of LPSG, when you see a naked man for the first time...

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I do the pan n' scan.

It's exhilarating seeing someone nekkid for the first time so I am more often than not trying to take it all in while pausing to fixate on attractive features along the way. :shrug:

I imagine myself a bit like the terminator... where when you're looking from his pov in the movies, there are lines of text streaming across the field of view.
"Magnify"
"Enhance"
"Target acquired"
:masked:

Lol! For some reason I thought of the scene from SuperTroopers where one of the main characters is at the computer and being a jackass and clicking on the keys in random order and saying "Enhance" over and over till the chief screams "Just print the godamned thing!"
 

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Lol! For some reason I thought of the scene from SuperTroopers where one of the main characters is at the computer and being a jackass and clicking on the keys in random order and saying "Enhance" over and over till the chief screams "Just print the godamned thing!"

Alright, that's it! I have a movie I need to view tonight.
"Did somebody say shenanigans?"
 

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Question doesn't make sense to me.

If I'm going to get naked with a man, I will already be quite familiar with his face and other parts of his anatomy. Ergo, when he gets naked, the first thing I will be looking at is... well, his thing. His butt next.

But the time a psyco-man was pulling his pants down in the middle of the street (as I was driving my kids somewhere), you bet that his thing was the LAST thing I was looking at. :eek: :eek:
 

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Hmmmm.... If it's my husband, I like to watch him undress and move around. He's lovely all over so I cannot pick one thing.

If it's a picture of someone else, I usually go straight to the overall mid section. I like that part of men best - belly, waist, thighs. Then then I do the sweep. I MIGHT go for the torso first. It just depends. If his hand is prominent in the pic, that could also get my attention. I do like viewing the family jewels first too. Again, I guess it depends on the body and my mood.
 

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In my case if I am ever in a position to see a man naked I would have seen his face and shoulders already, so it's eyes down for me! :rolleyes: