:rofl::rofl::rofl: I absolutely love this ... it's hilarious (the song... not the IDEA) :wink:
Women...what do you like about cock?
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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I absolutely love this ... it's hilarious (the song... not the IDEA) :wink:
OMG I was just reading this thread to Cap and he told me to Google the Ballad of Lorena Bobbit. HIGH-LARIOUS!!!
Had to share. Not mine! It's sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies.
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BALLAD OF LORENA BOBBIT
Come and listen to my story of a man named John
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night right after gettin' with his wife,
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(Penis that is)
(Clean cut, missed his nuts)
Well the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple headed friend,
And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend.
(Curve that is)
(Pricker shrubs, wheel hubs)
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They
sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there", To John
Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air.
(Found that is)
(By the fence, evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So a dick dock said, "Hey, I can fix your dong!"
"A needle and a thread is all youre gonna need."
And the whole world waited 'till they heard that Johnny peed.
(Whizzed that is)
(Even seam, straight stream)
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court, With
a cockeyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.
(Video, that is)
(Unexposed, case closed)
Had to share. Not mine! It's sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies.
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BALLAD OF LORENA BOBBIT
Come and listen to my story of a man named John
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night right after gettin' with his wife,
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(Penis that is)
(Clean cut, missed his nuts)
Well the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple headed friend,
And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend.
(Curve that is)
(Pricker shrubs, wheel hubs)
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They
sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there", To John
Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air.
(Found that is)
(By the fence, evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So a dick dock said, "Hey, I can fix your dong!"
"A needle and a thread is all youre gonna need."
And the whole world waited 'till they heard that Johnny peed.
(Whizzed that is)
(Even seam, straight stream)
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court, With
a cockeyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.
(Video, that is)
(Unexposed, case closed)
no maam. but it is entertaining to ask questions that are sexual in nature. however this thread really bores me. time for some porn. haha.
nomnomnomnom
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Hey, it's not our fault if your penis isn't furious. I suspect it's not even mildly angry.
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He reminds me of that sammich guy, what was his name? Don't remember any more, but I've also been getting the same kind of vibe.
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Insted of being upset by the question "what do you like about a cock" , why don't you all girls tell us the reason that you are here?? This forum is about LARGE PENIS...just a reminder...
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Who? The pussycat or I?
That you think that reminding of us how you think we're supposed to act will actually make us act the way that you think we're supposed to act.
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Pretty twisted but still understandable.. but, miss, if I am wrong would you care to asnwer me why you are here? Personally I'm here 'cause I wanna compare my cocks with others and to show it off to girls especially. what about your reasons?
And bound to backfire. People don't like to be told how to behave. Women frustrated by being treated like they're supposed to be behaving like pneumatic fuck dolls who aren't fulfilling men's stereotypes aren't likely to respond graciously when told that you dislike their answers because they're on a big cock site.
Understandable, too, isn't it?
My husband has a big cock but I keep coming back because the women here rock - and no one has to justify why they're here to you or to anyone else.
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