thirteenbyseven
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Lots of things run through my mind as I'm reading these posts. I have to sort them out.
Been to a nude beach once. Not going back. Not because of the naked men, oh, well, yeah, one. My husband. The other men did not excite or attract me. They were just there doing their thing. My husband, on the other hand, showed particular interest in another beach patron. No, he didn't go talk to her, or even acknowledge her existence except to get an erection. Yeah, that's right.
Now, I will admit that most of the time when he gets an erection that means I'm pretty excited too. Well, in this case, no.
Anyways, a naked strange male will never excite me. Sorry, guys. I will always think he's perverted (unless he's at a nude beach), and I'm not into perversion. Yes, a naked male will get my attention, but it's not good attention. If I see him coming my way I have one thought: are the batteries in my taser charged?
A naked strange male with an erection will cause me to go to the store for new batteries, just in case I have to pull the trigger twice.
Gee...and I was thinking more along the lines of you catching sight of me on a nude beach, followed by the opening measures of Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra. :frown1:
Ellie, you're one of our favorite women here on LPSG. Hope you enjoyed your birthday on the Big Four-Oh with Captain Elephant. I had mine back in May and (surprise) nothing fell off or became inoperative.