Women...what goes through your mind when you see a naked man?

thirteenbyseven

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Lots of things run through my mind as I'm reading these posts. I have to sort them out.

Been to a nude beach once. Not going back. Not because of the naked men, oh, well, yeah, one. My husband. The other men did not excite or attract me. They were just there doing their thing. My husband, on the other hand, showed particular interest in another beach patron. No, he didn't go talk to her, or even acknowledge her existence except to get an erection. Yeah, that's right.

Now, I will admit that most of the time when he gets an erection that means I'm pretty excited too. Well, in this case, no.

Anyways, a naked strange male will never excite me. Sorry, guys. I will always think he's perverted (unless he's at a nude beach), and I'm not into perversion. Yes, a naked male will get my attention, but it's not good attention. If I see him coming my way I have one thought: are the batteries in my taser charged?

A naked strange male with an erection will cause me to go to the store for new batteries, just in case I have to pull the trigger twice.



Gee...and I was thinking more along the lines of you catching sight of me on a nude beach, followed by the opening measures of Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra. :frown1:

Ellie, you're one of our favorite women here on LPSG. Hope you enjoyed your birthday on the Big Four-Oh with Captain Elephant. I had mine back in May and (surprise) nothing fell off or became inoperative.
 

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I have to get into this one. I started going to Blacks Beach near San Diego in 1977, it was pretty wild back then and a paradise for me. I was a little better than average mostly because rather than retract into a button like most guys (you guys who have been to a nude beach know) in the cool beach air, my balls would retract and my flaccid cock would show its entire six inches in sort of a curved arch. I would get looks and occaisional smiles from both guys and gals. Well, I needed more attention so I started pumping and for 35 years I pumped. I would check into a motel on Thurday night and pump for three hours, wake up in the morning, pump for three hours, then go to the beach for the day. By Monday on a holiday weekend I had 15 hours into pumping and I would take a Cialis in the morning and a Viagra when I got to the beach. I'm uncircumcised so when I pump and my cock hangs down the fluid migrates to my forskin which then overhangs the head of my cock and inflates to a huge girth but looks very natural. I'm guessing here but on Monday, perhaps on a 4th of July weekend, with the Cialis and Viagra and 15 hous of pumping I'm 10x8 of highly charged flaccid. I have picture over at another web site after a 3 hour pumping session if anyone cares to look.

Now to the point. I love to walk down the beach when the sun is nice and hot and I can see my shadow in the sand, I turn myself on! To date, I've had no competition on Blacks, if you know Blacks and know better, speak up. Anyway, If I walk past a hundred women, 50 don't care, 25 glance and look away, 15 follow me with their eyes, 5 stare and say something to their partner and mouth something like OH fuck! or walk my way to get a better look, 4 will try to get me hard by spreading their legs (this works) and one will give me a look or do something that is pure narcotic dope. That "one" will do something that is jack of material for the rest of my life.

One of the "ones" was a middle aged nice looking lady who watched me walking up and down the beach and stared. She was playing ball in the surf with a younger guy in a bathing suit, she was dressed in Levi shorts and a shirt top. As I was walking by her for about the third time she called me over and told me the young guy had gone to the head at the top of the cliffs and had been gone for quit a while. All the while she was staring at my cock, she stepped closer until my cock bumped her hand, and bumped her hand again. At that point all the Cialis and Viagra in my system went to work and I went to a throbing 11 0'clock. Her eyes were locked on my cock when her friend came splashing up with eyes big as saucers. Oh! memories!