You're totally of the mark, mate. Did I not say I don't think she has a dysfunction?
So, what exactly does this mean?
Is this common? Is there perhaps an underlying condition? Or are some women just "dead" there? She says it is not psychological, and that she just doesn't like it.
If the word "dead" isn't a disfunction we need to call Webster's.
Did I not say that I am not out to "blame" her?
Sort of like someons saying, "No offense man, but you're an idiot"? Just because you preface a statement with a condition, it doesn't make the statement in agreement with the condition.
I just suspect she has some kind of hang up about it, I don't think she ever even masturbated much, going by her family & upbringing and what she's told me.
"Some kind of hangup" is another way of saying disfunction.
ALL I WANTED TO DO here was establish whether or not other women who can't stand it ARE out there, and if so is it physiological/mental? (And I got some good answer from some women here, for which I thank them)
The question is, in of itself, a very valid question. It's the arrogance and disrespect behind it I have a problem with.
And if I was to take her on her literal word in everything, as you say, she would not now be extremely enjoying the sextoy I bought her when she SAID she didn't want it.
There! That's the disrespect I'm talking about. You may have been right. Maybe her level of honesty and awareness may not be to your standards, but you chose to ignore her wishes and buy her something she didn't want in the first place "because the little girl needs her big daddy to think for her".
You seem like a thoughtful, intelligent man, but not calling your bullshit on how presumptuous you are makes it ok. You and your wife may be fine with this arrangement, but it drips with chauvinism with me.
I know her well enough to be able to read between the lines, and what do you know I WAS RIGHT. If my suspicion that she has a mental hang-up about it, and never learned to tap into it there due to over-sensitivity due to non use, is correct, then she has a veritable sexual nuclear weapon at her disposal still! Why WOULDN'T I be trying to just make sure I couldn't help her sort it out. If I'm wrong, then so be it, and I'll just drop the issue completely with her.
The end doesn't justify the means.
Perhaps the way I type is giving you the wrong impression. I have never interrogated her against her will ever on these issues...
Ok, what does this mean:
I have cornered her, and grilled her, and involved her to the best of my ability, trust me, and I still cannot understand how it is that the clitoris does nothing for her
"Cornered and grilled" isn't interrogation?
we've been together a fcuken DECADE, and it's taken THIS long for me to piece her together (and I still haven't figured her completely out) gently broaching the subject after sex, or when she is in the right mood to discuss it. She's very conservative, and from a sheltered background, if that helps. But this implication that I'm monstering her or something is totally off the mark.
I see a much deeper, more complex problem with your relationship that has nothing to do with sex. I deal with this shit enough in real life and I come her to lpsg to talk about sex, not relationship issues. You're stuff with your wife seems to be working for you and your wife. Great.
Coming here and telling us how ignorant your wife is and how you can make decisions for her and be proven right in the process should not be seen as acceptable behavior in a relationship.
Dammit, I miss Dolfette. She'd have something clever and biting to say right now.