Big asses (I'm talking about donkeys in case the word ass offended anyone). Any way, big asses aside, I have decided that once I am not able to clean said ass, I will happily wheelchair it to the edge of a cliff and force it over it. So in reality is it better to have a big one and not be able to clean it in old age or die with dignity.
This is in no way to be taken literally it's only 2pm and I've already had one too many leomonade Loco's.