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Nothing says romance like "I need to get my fuck on!!"

Keep that in mind for next Valentine's Day.

I don't find it romantic, but I have to admit with zero shame or regret that I fucking LOVE IT when @brownballs tells me "I swear I want to fuck you right now, you're gonna get dick if you don't stop walking around like that". I'll just walk in wearing nothing special, no makeup hair a mess... He gazes up and down with a hungry look on his comfy face. It's a great place to sit, 'specially when he's starving for a good nut.

I like it because it's always the right time and place for it when he says things like that. Fucker gets me drippy. I get him hard. Win win, what's for dindin? Oral sex :imp: :yum

There's enough to serve dessert with that meal.
 

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I'm gonna do my makeup soon. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.

But I feel a good spackling coming on. It's been like, over a year. Bout time to get that shit going on again.

Blood red lips with a natural face/eye, maybe I'll attempt a bun and go full fall pinup.

We shall see.
 

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I don't find it romantic, but I have to admit with zero shame or regret that I fucking LOVE IT when @brownballs tells me "I swear I want to fuck you right now, you're gonna get dick if you don't stop walking around like that". I'll just walk in wearing nothing special, no makeup hair a mess... He gazes up and down with a hungry look on his comfy face. It's a great place to sit, 'specially when he's starving for a good nut.

I like it because it's always the right time and place for it when he says things like that. Fucker gets me drippy. I get him hard. Win win, what's for dindin? Oral sex :imp: :yum

There's enough to serve dessert with that meal.
I have throw open a door and proclaimed "commandeering this dick for the next hour. Cancel any plans"

Surprisingly effective
:joy:
 

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Penis pics would be more acceptable if dudes experiment with photographic techniques....like Tilt-shift is very under utilized in both verifications and galleries
Using landscape photo skills for a dong portrait=99% of this site.
 

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Tilt-shift macro lens would implode the sph fetish world.

tilt-shift1.jpg
 

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Tilt-shift macro lens would implode the sph fetish world.

tilt-shift1.jpg
A fisheye lens might add a few more inches (at least at the tip) but might look a little weird, least I give some dudes any ideas.

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But again, to quote the golden rule: You can't go wrong as long as a toilet isn't anywhere within the same frame as said phallus.