Put Update: I have showered. I no longer smell of onions. Each armpit is fresh as can be.
Further updates as armpit happening tran(per)spire
I so love the scent of Onion. Onion rings, Onion with Bacon, Onion raw, Raw Onion..Onion and Leek, Onion and Salad...Onion and Satin...oops...Satan.

Onion sauteed... Fried, baked.....Onion goes with everything...you be as good as an egg.
Thank you Onion, I love you.....You look simple, but beneath those layers, you be very complicated...I get that.
I be a Silica freak. Some wish to wash you away...........but hey. If I can persuade Jennifer Lawrence to rub you under her arm in an advertisement...you would be famous....Everyone would wish to lick her armpits....Don't listen to what they say....I love you Onion xxx
