Women's LPSG newbie guide?

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Wish-4-8, Aug 24, 2009.

  1. Wish-4-8

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    All right. I have noticed a few "tricks" the women here have employed to cut down on the harrasment they get from well... they know who they are.

    Should women who come on to this site be given a "guide" so to speak to learn how to navigate these sharky waters? Or just to let them know what to expect. It seems common sense, but maybe sense is not so common.

    Dolfette and others seems to have some of these tricks down, but I am sure she had to learn them:

    -How to use the ignore button

    -How to turn off the PM function

    -How to make yourself invisable so people will not start PMing you if they see you are logged on.

    -Strategic use of tag lines or avatars to make yourself unattractive.

    -Dealing with stalkers
    -Not using an email that people will find you outside of here.
    -How to get them off your back

    -Any others?

    Should female members get some sort of "kit" or guide when coming her to make their stay more enjoyable. I know the PMsing sticky is here but that is pages long. Maybe a PM by a female moderator when they first join with all this info.

    I hate to think we lose members because of this.
    Just a thought. What do you all think?
     
  2. StraightCock4Her

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    I think women need to has lots of booty when they post it on this site otherwise the hoards of homoseskual men will not pm them.

    True story.
     
  3. B_Dustydo

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    I think it is a sterling idea, Wish.

    I also think that the newbie men should be given a guide of what is acceptable here in the Womens Issues section.

    It would seem that the new dude's have no idea that this isn't the place to post pictures of their dick's.
    If they were told before hand, even though it might seem obvious to everyone else, there might be a lot less blood shed.
     
  4. StraightCock4Her

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    Newbs make the best threads

    "HAI LADIES, CHECK MY PENIS, I LIKE VAGINA, IS THIS A GOOD FIT FOR YOU?"
     
  5. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    These are just things Mademoiselle and i have learned the hard way:

    1) Don't reply to stupid private messages, usually indicating how awesome you are, how much you are admired and would you "do them a favor" by rating their photos.

    2) Answering questions in Private Message such as: Wow, how big are those things? How big is your boyfriend? Would you like to fuck a cock like mine? Would my cock please your vagina? (Answering such questions generally lead to never ending circular conversations about their cock)

    3) Never get sucked in to the all important trick question of "Whats your ideal size?" because that really means "Is my cock big enough to please your vagina?" and you always have to answer this as "Yes" because you will fear some innocent guy turning into a bizarre stalker type if you say "No".... but strangely if you say "Yes" he gets some brilliant idea to start investigating more about you thus appearing stalkerish.

    4) SPHers. This stands for Small Penis Humiliation types. Yes they like to be insulted. But they tend to send 5 to 7 paragraph long dissertations on how small they are (usually ranging from 2.5 inches to 4 inches usually) (girth varies) and they act like they feel bad for being small but secretly LOVE it. So this one is tricky. Just ignore it.

    Oh and these guys always have one or more of the following adjectives in their screen name: Small, tiny, baby, little and sometimes the numbers 2, 3 or 4 inches.


    5) Guys who want your female opinion on encouraging their wife and/or girlfriend to have sex with another man (generally a larger cocked man) they truly want you to tell them its a great idea and you would secretly want to do this too. They tend to disregard most of what their actual spouse is telling them and want you to agree with them so they can watch their wife get fucked. Honestly, i think some of them just want to hold this against their wife later when she jumps on him for not taking out the trash.

    The best way to handle this type is to say- Nope sorry, i dont give advice to people about their relationships and who they should have sex with. I'm not about to be the deciding factor for something that important.

    6) Getting private messages from the guys who really just hate you. You usually don't get these until you've made a name for yourself on the forums. They actually love to hate you. You might actually get a few from gay guys. Sometimes they will be rebirthed after getting banned and get pleasure from "getting back at you" and it's kinda funny to read their shit actually.

    7) The guy pretending to be a female who wants to be your friend. This is usually obvious because men pick some of the most stripper/porn sounding names. Such as: TinaLuvsCock, LickmyPinkPussy, CreamyClarissa, LatinaLovesBigOlDick......you get the point.

    They often say something like "Oh im so glad i found another female on the site. hee hee. Do you like big throbbing cock in your wet pussy?"

    8) An insane number of guys who ask you "So what brings you here?"

    9) Guys who say weird shit they dont even know sounds weird- "Wow, i wish you were my mom...that'd be sooo hot"

    10) Guys who say "Lemme see those tits!" and when you say no, they retort with "How about that wet pussy then?" as if tits were so vulgar that your pussy was a lot less erotic to show them.

    11) Guys who fear pussy but constantly talk like they are getting laid. (Who all know who these guys are)

    12) Those who have no concept of how the vagina works. You are constantly having to explain how your vagina can withstand stretching, or not, how your vagina changed before and after birth. How the vagina doesnt blow out through your pelvic outlet when you sneeze really hard. And Asian pussies arent sideways slits.

    13) Guys who have unrealistic porn views on women. Note: All women should be shaved, not own a stretch mark, have beautiful feet, take big cock like a pro but also cry and wince in pain at the same time to make them feel manly. So don't feel bad when you are a human being and not a cyber robotic looking woman.

    14) Guys who secretly want to be women or naturally think like women. You will know these types because they tend to answer the most complex female questions and fight to the death in order to throw out any female answers that don't go along with theirs. Such as: What brand of tampon works the best? Does it hurt to use a diaphragm? What did it feel like to give birth? How old were you when you had your first orgasm?

    15) Woman haters. These are the guys who literally go around looking for any thread that could possibly indicate injustice towards men. They will transform any opinion or experience into a "YOU DESERVE IT YOU BITCH" or "WOMEN DO THAT TO MEN ALL THE TIME!!!" in order to justify all behaviors. They never seem to say anything other than "She started it!" for every situation. They tend to be like barnicles on the Coral Reef when it comes to laying around the Women's Forum looking for Plankton to feed on.

    16) Guys who are virgins and deep down on the inside prefer to stay that way. They want to live on both sides of the fence. They really really want to get some pussy and pick your brain on how to find it. They tend to masturbate all the time, put sex as the Holy Grail of all things to enjoy in life, live through others experiences. After all of that, they go through day to day situations where they could make a move with a woman but really don't want to lose their V-card. They embrace it. It's paradoxical. But then days later they are back to whining about it.

    17) Super Fake male personas. This is something i see more of where the females hang out. These guys walk around like Hercules, trying to stand head above all other men and impress the ladies by being complete and total asses. They start threads that usually have a subject line that indicates their many "issues" with women in general and their insecurities. They tend to have a gallery or avatar that looks comic book super heroish. They tend to talk a lot about Loose Pussy.

    18) Women who try really really hard to be contrary to every female response. They are working so hard as to not be labeled as "typical female" that they really sound more like a man with a female avatar. These are generally "too good to be true" types who 50% of the time turn out to be real and genuine women. But they usually follow people from thread to thread negating whatever they say as being totally false because they dont personally feel that way.

    Usually the men place these women on a high part of the totem pole because they fullfill the fantasy of having a football watching, big titted, perfect faced, blow job loving, sex fiend who loves anal sex and chugs more beers than you can while making an award winning chicken dinner with all the fixens and doesnt ovulate.

    19) Guys who send you the same messages roughly every 7 to 10 days (even if you responded to them) because they totally forgot who they sent the messages to. They tend to ask repetitive questions regarding your physical attributes or what you think of their cock (again) and you end up having to just ignore them. Note: It's weird to re-introduce yourself to the lady each week. She puts a red flag on your mental status.

    20) Last but not least: Men who ask questions that are really just to get them off. Such as "Ladies, how many times have you given oral sex? Please go into extreme detail on each account, how it made you feel, what was going through your head at the time and whether or not you eventually had sex with these men and if you had sex with them, did you enjoy it or did you think it was ok or just indifferent towards the whole event. Thanks!"
     
  6. Wish-4-8

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    Wow, Praying Mantis. Thank you. You just wrote the guide! That is an earful and an eyeopener. This definitely goes in the "what you can expect" part of the guide.
     
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    Haha this is awesome.
     
  8. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Had i started this thread, it would have been ugly ugly by now "Hey bitch whats your problem? You raggin you whore?"

    Im so glad a guy started it for me actually.
     
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    Well, I started it because I have gotten to know some people here, and I keep hearing these stories. The stalker crap is the scariest, or seems scary at first. Then people dont want to post as much or leave altogether. I figured if they knew what to expect and know how to handle themselves, they will stay around and participate and we could still benift from their posts.

    Thanks again for taking the time to write all that.
     
  10. rob_just_rob

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    I don't think the site loses members specifically because of this... I think it loses posting members because of this.

    Perhaps a subtle distinction...
     
  11. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Oh youre welcome. You caught me during this phase where i got my fill of some of it and ready to roll and get it off my chest. My husband got a kick out of it when i read it to him.
     
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    1. have a gender neutral name.

    2. have a dude in ya avatar.

    3. be really annoying and completely lacking in appeal.

    4. turn off your PMs.

    5. make ya profile friends/contacts restricted.

    6. keep your "about me" section empty.

    7. do not check a gender option.

    easiest way to avoid unwanted attention.
     
  13. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    You forgot to add- Being a Bulldyke :smile:
     
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    I think Praying Mantis has added some integrity to this site. Thanks for being proactive.
     
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    yes! thank you, Ms. Matis.

    i knew i was forgetting something. :biggrin1:

    oh, and this is good one, mention how you hate spending a saturday morning waiting in the STI clinic line for ya test results.

    just randomly throw that into every PM.
     
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    Phhht way to ruin all the fun! I love watching the newbs get thrown into the deep end.
     
  17. D_ExJagSack

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    Well, i dont fall into any of those catagories, i guess in just me. Not a stereotype or a label, uber macho male or cyber sex pest. Its funny how women automatically place men into these boxes, like we have just come off a production line as clones or toys?! .. behind each guy im sure he has a story to tell about how funny he thinks it is when he reads a page long
    overview of a typical male persona coming from a woman who's ego has inflated from the huge amount of attention she gets form these type of website's ... its funny, but arnt we on a large penis website? and of course 'Men think with their dicks'.. what do u expect?

    Of course, women are 'Unique', beautiful, sexy, have boobs and vagina's.. such a pleasure to talk to 'about all these issue's'.. ..oh hell yes they can 'talk'... so arnt we just making use of your many quality's?

    So.. in a way, women come here to get attention and to feel like they are adored by many and then when they think they've had enough they lock all the doors, throw up the barriers, get out the pepper spray ... and then bitch about it all in the forums?!.. Yay!

    Maybe, once the cloud of penises has settled, one hung stud will shine and whisk u off ur feet.. but who may this be? .. oh yeah he's 'Mr right'.
    Tall, handsome, funny, rich, drives a car has his own house, has the body of a temple, but never calls.. oh god no. Yeah, cos he's probably fucking some other girl.. but that's what u like.. for some strange reason?..

    Oh, its such a hard life, fighting off all these clones to eventually meet the man of ur dreams who then treats u like shit so u can be all girly and cry about it, and then make other men jealous in the process cos they just wanna fuck u too :(

    I say.. it would be better for the man to have a guide, so he can play the game better, like the hitchhiker's guide to getting laid.. a pocket size manual, (with pictures) with all the best ways of catching the 'woman of ur dreams' before she runs off with ur best mate...
     
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    Don't discount it; it can happen! Except I messaged him first.

    I do completely agree with what you were saying in the rest of your post, about the weird way some women go looking for attention and then complain about it all afterwards. I don't think women or men need guides on here any more than they need to learn by trial and error.
     
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    Most of us are here for attention. Some of us just got tired of the attention. I'm pretty miffed that so many people have a problem with someone having their fill of ridiculous requests and demands.

    PeachyBum (who had to change her name) made this thread http://www.lpsg.org/36003-girl-for-webcam-fun.html and it has 28 pages of responses from guys who over the last two years havent even noticed the date on that thread. She contacted me about how stupid it was to even advertise her interest in camming. The guys are still responding in that thread wanting to cam with her. Now, put yourself in the place of a person who wanted to have a little fun and it totally turns into more than they ever could deal with.

    She could watch 1 man a day jackoff for the rest of her life and never run out of people to do it with on lpsg. This is something you find out after being here for a while or the hard way.

    XSJackage, i've been tired of you since your little demands on the chatroom too. You are the last person who should be acting innocent.

    If i had it to do all over again, i would have never had a gallery or a camera and shared any of it here.

    But my credibility is not lost because i once reveled in the attention. I can bitch about it all i want. Because when someone treats you like shit because you wont show off for them on cam so they can get off on you live.....you actually start getting a little less tolerant of the attention.

    Not from all men, just the ones who cant accept "NO i dont want to get you off right now" as an answer.

    I've had way too many people assume that all i was good for was a jack off session. I would like to think i put more into this site than that. I bet you are also the type who thinks women "ask" to be raped if they were on a date with the guy.

    Im an intensely private person in my real life, Mademoiselle Rouge was an outlet for my sexual side i dont feel comfortable with in person with people who could follow me home, or get extremely bizarre. I dont see why people have such a problem with this and keep saying thinking "Oh she loved the attention and is now bitching about it" Damn right i am. Because you cant even begin to understand how a site with this many people could overwhelm a person after a while.

    At first its flattering, but come on, you cant tell me you wouldnt get pretty tired of hearing the same thing again and again from guys who automatically thing you are there for their disposal every time they sign in.

    It's a double edged sword. While you find it amusing to watch all of this happen, im not laughing about it. And why do i stay? Because i have other qualities i contribute to the site and a lot of friends here.
     
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    Want a guide,
    Here you go: The Secret To Getting Laid ยป Roosh V


    Anyway, most of your post is not what I am talking about.
    Just like you say you dont fit into any catagory, some women here dont either. The best response sometimes is no response.

    I am speaking about the behind the scenes stuff. A woman posts something super sexy and fun or sexy pics, but then gets bombared by every idiot who actually thinks they have a chance by saying stupid shit. Then they get pestered, bugged, stalked, and even harrassed. Then these women dont want to post anymore.

    I am not really trying to be a gentleman here. I am just telling guys not to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
    And at the same time, I like the fact that women are here too. Probably why I have stayed. If they are aware, they may not get scared off if they know what to expect.

    I could give a list of names but I wont. What ever happened to: .....?
     
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