Women's LPSG newbie guide?

[D_Humper E Bogart]

16) Guys who are virgins and deep down on the inside prefer to stay that way. They want to live on both sides of the fence. They really really want to get some pussy and pick your brain on how to find it. They tend to masturbate all the time, put sex as the Holy Grail of all things to enjoy in life, live through others experiences. After all of that, they go through day to day situations where they could make a move with a woman but really don't want to lose their V-card. They embrace it. It's paradoxical. But then days later they are back to whining about it.

I am 'so' offended now! :biggrin1: Anyway, making moves with prostitutes kind of fails when they give you nicknames and where's the fun in not moaning anyways?

 

[sizematters1234567]

These are just things Mademoiselle and i have learned the hard way:

1) Don't reply to stupid private messages, usually indicating how awesome you are, how much you are admired and would you "do them a favor" by rating their photos.

2) Answering questions in Private Message such as: Wow, how big are those things? How big is your boyfriend? Would you like to fuck a cock like mine? Would my cock please your vagina? (Answering such questions generally lead to never ending circular conversations about their cock)

3) Never get sucked in to the all important trick question of "Whats your ideal size?" because that really means "Is my cock big enough to please your vagina?" and you always have to answer this as "Yes" because you will fear some innocent guy turning into a bizarre stalker type if you say "No".... but strangely if you say "Yes" he gets some brilliant idea to start investigating more about you thus appearing stalkerish.

4) SPHers. This stands for Small Penis Humiliation types. Yes they like to be insulted. But they tend to send 5 to 7 paragraph long dissertations on how small they are (usually ranging from 2.5 inches to 4 inches usually) (girth varies) and they act like they feel bad for being small but secretly LOVE it. So this one is tricky. Just ignore it.

Oh and these guys always have one or more of the following adjectives in their screen name: Small, tiny, baby, little and sometimes the numbers 2, 3 or 4 inches.


5) Guys who want your female opinion on encouraging their wife and/or girlfriend to have sex with another man (generally a larger cocked man) they truly want you to tell them its a great idea and you would secretly want to do this too. They tend to disregard most of what their actual spouse is telling them and want you to agree with them so they can watch their wife get fucked. Honestly, i think some of them just want to hold this against their wife later when she jumps on him for not taking out the trash.

The best way to handle this type is to say- Nope sorry, i dont give advice to people about their relationships and who they should have sex with. I'm not about to be the deciding factor for something that important.

6) Getting private messages from the guys who really just hate you. You usually don't get these until you've made a name for yourself on the forums. They actually love to hate you. You might actually get a few from gay guys. Sometimes they will be rebirthed after getting banned and get pleasure from "getting back at you" and it's kinda funny to read their shit actually.

7) The guy pretending to be a female who wants to be your friend. This is usually obvious because men pick some of the most stripper/porn sounding names. Such as: TinaLuvsCock, LickmyPinkPussy, CreamyClarissa, LatinaLovesBigOlDick......you get the point.

They often say something like "Oh im so glad i found another female on the site. hee hee. Do you like big throbbing cock in your wet pussy?"

8) An insane number of guys who ask you "So what brings you here?"

9) Guys who say weird shit they dont even know sounds weird- "Wow, i wish you were my mom...that'd be sooo hot"

10) Guys who say "Lemme see those tits!" and when you say no, they retort with "How about that wet pussy then?" as if tits were so vulgar that your pussy was a lot less erotic to show them.

11) Guys who fear pussy but constantly talk like they are getting laid. (Who all know who these guys are)

12) Those who have no concept of how the vagina works. You are constantly having to explain how your vagina can withstand stretching, or not, how your vagina changed before and after birth. How the vagina doesnt blow out through your pelvic outlet when you sneeze really hard. And Asian pussies arent sideways slits.

13) Guys who have unrealistic porn views on women. Note: All women should be shaved, not own a stretch mark, have beautiful feet, take big cock like a pro but also cry and wince in pain at the same time to make them feel manly. So don't feel bad when you are a human being and not a cyber robotic looking woman.

14) Guys who secretly want to be women or naturally think like women. You will know these types because they tend to answer the most complex female questions and fight to the death in order to throw out any female answers that don't go along with theirs. Such as: What brand of tampon works the best? Does it hurt to use a diaphragm? What did it feel like to give birth? How old were you when you had your first orgasm?

15) Woman haters. These are the guys who literally go around looking for any thread that could possibly indicate injustice towards men. They will transform any opinion or experience into a "YOU DESERVE IT YOU BITCH" or "WOMEN DO THAT TO MEN ALL THE TIME!!!" in order to justify all behaviors. They never seem to say anything other than "She started it!" for every situation. They tend to be like barnicles on the Coral Reef when it comes to laying around the Women's Forum looking for Plankton to feed on.

16) Guys who are virgins and deep down on the inside prefer to stay that way. They want to live on both sides of the fence. They really really want to get some pussy and pick your brain on how to find it. They tend to masturbate all the time, put sex as the Holy Grail of all things to enjoy in life, live through others experiences. After all of that, they go through day to day situations where they could make a move with a woman but really don't want to lose their V-card. They embrace it. It's paradoxical. But then days later they are back to whining about it.

17) Super Fake male personas. This is something i see more of where the females hang out. These guys walk around like Hercules, trying to stand head above all other men and impress the ladies by being complete and total asses. They start threads that usually have a subject line that indicates their many "issues" with women in general and their insecurities. They tend to have a gallery or avatar that looks comic book super heroish. They tend to talk a lot about Loose Pussy.

18) Women who try really really hard to be contrary to every female response. They are working so hard as to not be labeled as "typical female" that they really sound more like a man with a female avatar. These are generally "too good to be true" types who 50% of the time turn out to be real and genuine women. But they usually follow people from thread to thread negating whatever they say as being totally false because they dont personally feel that way.

Usually the men place these women on a high part of the totem pole because they fullfill the fantasy of having a football watching, big titted, perfect faced, blow job loving, sex fiend who loves anal sex and chugs more beers than you can while making an award winning chicken dinner with all the fixens and doesnt ovulate.

19) Guys who send you the same messages roughly every 7 to 10 days (even if you responded to them) because they totally forgot who they sent the messages to. They tend to ask repetitive questions regarding your physical attributes or what you think of their cock (again) and you end up having to just ignore them. Note: It's weird to re-introduce yourself to the lady each week. She puts a red flag on your mental status.

20) Last but not least: Men who ask questions that are really just to get them off. Such as "Ladies, how many times have you given oral sex? Please go into extreme detail on each account, how it made you feel, what was going through your head at the time and whether or not you eventually had sex with these men and if you had sex with them, did you enjoy it or did you think it was ok or just indifferent towards the whole event. Thanks!"

God its a sight full of naked men if ya want some real interaction with men go out meet in person - all the stuff you are bemoaning is exactly what a site called LARGE PENIS is suppossed to be-- all are acting in ways which are congruent with the site-- its visually based and noone here is really out to find a lover etc-- its called Large Penis for a reason and its content is about endowed (lucky!) dudes who like to show off there endowment awesome .

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I dont recall having photos of my pussy in my gallery, let alone adding more all the time. When i got access to my old laptop with all of my original photos on there, i planted some of the favorites (requests from people i knew) to put a few back in that they wondered where they went.

My photos were all pretty PG-13. One thing i dont really like is being asked to show anyone my pussy. I think thats where i really got fed up in the chatroom. I've never felt completely comfortable showing it on cam. It's taken many years of marriage before i was even 100% comfortable showing it in the bedroom.

But i'll admit i was totally guilty of showing off everything else. I was proud of some of my photography. There was no place else to really show it. But like i said, if i had it to do all over again i'd never have shared any of it here. It backfires.

I dont mind commentary or polite requests from people who are actually engaging me in conversation to look at their photos. I've had so many as of late be incredibly hateful and rude when i dont feel like it. I can say "No thanks, i dont feel like getting on cam tonight" or "Im already in bed and i am about to go to sleep, hit me up another time" they dont just ask again, they demand and get pouty. They also get very dependent on needing someone to watch them masturbate several times a day. So once you get that habit started, you might as well cut off all conversation with them if you arent going to play into their plan of having you spend so much time watching their cam.

Every guy who approaches a woman for sexual stuff on the internet really think they are the only one talking to her. They dont think about the bombarding responses or requests. But they do all add up and really take its toll on your psyche. I went from wanting a little exhibitionist fun to thinking "To hell with the cheese, just let me out of the trap" because it was an avalanche.

I know i've been a bitch lately about it. It's part of the defense mechanism to deter people from treating me like that. I'd rather be scaring some of them away than attracting them at this point. I really don't know what else to do.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Then maybe the idea of giving a men's guide to women makes more sense? If you warn them all with tales of horror, then they won't post a gallery to begin with unless they want to find out what happens for themselves.

I think it's fun to see who sticks around because you get women who can handle the heat and are interesting to talk to. For me, anyway. I could care less about a woman who is only here for the cock but I know the men have a different perspective, naturally.

I do still have a gallery and from time to time, I'll post a new pic temporarily and just ignore all the friend requests and PMs I get. No harm done.

Ha. I didnt even realize you were a woman until now. For some reason, I was too busy reading the posts and never bothered to check the gender. I guess there is a lot of truth to the tips Dolfette gave out!

But I looked at your gallery and it made me smile. I always appreciate looking at a pretty girl. :wink::redface::smile:

 

[Daisy]

Yikes...

This has turned into a bit of a lynching which I don't really feel comfortable with. XSJackage has been both very sweet and occasionally rude to me. When he's rude I assume it's his odd sense of humor and I blow him off. Do I think we should attack him personally? I don't think so. There is a difference between immaturity and malicious intentions. So regardless of his station in life, or how he chooses to spend his time, I'm standing up for him. Love him or hate him, he's not hurting anybody.

OK as far as men and harassment in general, I'm sorry but this behavior is not unusual it's just magnified by about 500% because a) Its a big dick site and b) everyone gets very bold when they can hide behind a keyboard. Some men are sweet and total gentlemen which is why I'm still here. SOME men are assholes who want to use you as a prostitute which I deeply resent. No means no weather it's in the chatroom, in PM's or in real life. If a woman says "Im glad you love my tits, but I don't private chat" then a guy needs to understand that means NO...and if they really want to get pushy then it means I'm going to have to get mean, which I really hate to do.
You wouldn't walk up to a girl in a bar who's dressed very sexy and say "hey show me your boobs" would you? And if she said no would you say "well then why are you wearing a shirt that shows your cleavage, you must want it"?
We like to come here to chat, to learn about men (god knows I've learned a lot!) of COURSE there is some flirting, I am not shy about offering compliments to an attractive guy but does that mean that I want to be pounced on and harassed to private chat? It just means I can appreciate your physical attributes in the same way that I can admire a painting but it doesn't mean I want to take it home.
There are some WONDERFUL polite, sweet and funny guys on this site who keep me wanting to come back. It's too bad that these guys have to feel the ripple effect of the rude, pushy, demanding jerks who harrass women, can't take no for an answer, and general make it unpleaseant. Instead of treating women like prostitutes that are there for their amusement, some guys need to just understand that women REALLY MEAN IT when they say they just want to chat, even those who are watching cams can actually sit there and watch a guy jack off and be talking about the best way to get a red wine stain out of a shirt. And yes, it really is true that even if you have a big dick and everyone tells you how awesome it is, maybe I'm not in the mood or maybe I just cant appreciate the beauty of your big manly tool. Accept it and move on.
I sincerely love men, I have a lot of male friends, and I appreciate men, but there are a handful of guys who make it very difficult to be here, who cross the line between flirtation and harassment, and who just cannot accept the word "no".

(sorry if I got off topic, but I hope that some of what's been aired in this thread will make a few more people think)

 

[D_Hyacinth Harrytwat]

Ha. I didnt even realize you were a woman until now. For some reason, I was too busy reading the posts and never bothered to check the gender. I guess there is a lot of truth to the tips Dolfette gave out!

But I looked at your gallery and it made me smile. I always appreciate looking at a pretty girl. :wink::redface::smile:

That does make a lot of sense :tongue: I was concerned and wondering why I don't care about women's galleries all day :wink:.

 

[gretchenweiner]

Yikes...

This has turned into a bit of a lynching which I don't really feel comfortable with. XSJackage has been both very sweet and occasionally rude to me. When he's rude I assume it's his odd sense of humor and I blow him off. Do I think we should attack him personally? I don't think so. There is a difference between immaturity and malicious intentions. So regardless of his station in life, or how he chooses to spend his time, I'm standing up for him. Love him or hate him, he's not hurting anybody.

OK as far as men and harassment in general, I'm sorry but this behavior is not unusual it's just magnified by about 500% because a) Its a big dick site and b) everyone gets very bold when they can hide behind a keyboard. Some men are sweet and total gentlemen which is why I'm still here. SOME men are assholes who want to use you as a prostitute which I deeply resent. No means no weather it's in the chatroom, in PM's or in real life. If a woman says "Im glad you love my tits, but I don't private chat" then a guy needs to understand that means NO...and if they really want to get pushy then it means I'm going to have to get mean, which I really hate to do.
You wouldn't walk up to a girl in a bar who's dressed very sexy and say "hey show me your boobs" would you? And if she said no would you say "well then why are you wearing a shirt that shows your cleavage, you must want it"?
We like to come here to chat, to learn about men (god knows I've learned a lot!) of COURSE there is some flirting, I am not shy about offering compliments to an attractive guy but does that mean that I want to be pounced on and harassed to private chat? It just means I can appreciate your physical attributes in the same way that I can admire a painting but it doesn't mean I want to take it home.
There are some WONDERFUL polite, sweet and funny guys on this site who keep me wanting to come back. It's too bad that these guys have to feel the ripple effect of the rude, pushy, demanding jerks who harrass women, can't take no for an answer, and general make it unpleaseant. Instead of treating women like prostitutes that are there for their amusement, some guys need to just understand that women REALLY MEAN IT when they say they just want to chat, even those who are watching cams can actually sit there and watch a guy jack off and be talking about the best way to get a red wine stain out of a shirt. And yes, it really is true that even if you have a big dick and everyone tells you how awesome it is, maybe I'm not in the mood or maybe I just cant appreciate the beauty of your big manly tool. Accept it and move on.
I sincerely love men, I have a lot of male friends, and I appreciate men, but there are a handful of guys who make it very difficult to be here, who cross the line between flirtation and harassment, and who just cannot accept the word "no".

(sorry if I got off topic, but I hope that some of what's been aired in this thread will make a few more people think)

in agreement with you seaside, except i've never had the pleasure of a rude xsjackage...

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

in agreement with you seaside, except i've never had the pleasure of a rude xsjackage...

Really? Spoiled Princess and i have. Several times. Wait until he calls you fat. Thats his favorite thing to do. He loves to send it in a whisper form. He finds it very humorous to make fun of your physical attributes you might be bothered by when you pay him little attention.

 

[Daisy]

He did call me fat! LOL...I called him an ass and ignored it. seriously...whatever dude

 

[Fleur]

He did call me fat! LOL...I called him an ass and ignored it. seriously...whatever dude

wtf? If you're fat...then I'm a whale. That's silly.

 

[Ramsey]

I absolutely love those big bulbous green eyes of yours Praying Mantis. The way they stick out the side of your head. I think of it all day long and I'm in heaven. And those antennae, damn they get me so hard. I'm sorry I send you 6758658587499 messages a day telling you how hot those mouthpart(s) make me. I just can't help myself. Does that make me a troll?

 

[D_Hyacinth Harrytwat]

Really? Spoiled Princess and i have. Several times. Wait until he calls you fat. Thats his favorite thing to do. He loves to send it in a whisper form. He finds it very humorous to make fun of your physical attributes you might be bothered by when you pay him little attention.

Odd! Apparently he's nice to some and very rude to others? He's always been nice to me, and I wouldn't add him as a friend/contact unless we've exchanged meaningful banter and not just "hey you're hot add me plz" messages.

 

[Ramsey]

Boy maybe I should reconsider all these requests I've sent every woman here for a picture of their mom naked...

But there are some women who are a little "trolly" too, but not in quite the same way as guys. Guys are more aggressive about it and focus more on just the sex side. Women troll more for the whole package (no pun intended) but it's an incredibly small percentage, in part because there really aren't many women here. But there are tons and tons of guys who have like 2-5 posts in their whole time here, but like 175 friends...
Gee, how does that work?
Because obviously they aren't interested in contributing to the site, only trying to find something to satisfy the rabid Indonesian lust monkey that's fed on sperm they have to produce by coming here to jack off.

 

[StraightCock4Her]

wtf? If you're fat...then I'm a whale. That's silly.

I wanna bone a whale? That's unnecessary animalitiness.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I wouldn't really say XS was rude to me, when he first joined he pestered a few of us to watch his cam and found it hard to take no for an answer, he certainly didn't call me fat, or indulge in some insult fest. Some newbies get a little over excited when they first join and see all the naked people ;-)

 

[teasedsilly]

I figure we all come here for something different and as long as we're respectful of others' wishes there should be no problems. Guys should definitely not push, but I'm also a little disturbed by what I'll call the I'm-surrounded-by-pervs phenomenon. lol I'm not into camming or even really pic trading, but I'm sure at times I've said something or asked a question some women found perverted. But this really isn't your local bar, it's a site about large penises where people are openly invited to talk about sex and share scandalous pictures of themselves. Again I absolutely think us male posters should strive to be respectful, but maybe women should remain mindful of the environment they've entered and have reasonable expectations about that environment. For example, it's a reasonable expectation that if you ask not to be messaged privately, that you won't be messaged privately. It is less reasonable to expect that the men here will not be perverted in some way. I'm sorry but that's just where you are.

I hope people take that in the constructive manner in which it was intended. I'm not looking to hash it out with anyone.

 

[D_ExJagSack]

Ok let me wrap this up!

In response to katt's and Patrick28's post's i can only assume you're taking a dig at me because u both happen to be friends with PM?
And patrick, you are picking at the most irrelevant things, maybe i went off subject a little, but it all ties in on some of the issue's. You dont know me and half the stuff u say dosent even make sense?

The two people i do know, who are my friends here, rex2000 and seaside, both made it clear that i'm nice to them and to other people (maybe the odd bit of banter, but who dosent here??) ..and now for some reason im getting attcked and made to feel ashamed about my personal life??!
Which to many would be completely out of order and simply would'nt stand for it!

My observation from PM's attititude on this site is as follows.
She very much enjoys 'to be noticed and heard' i can pretty much say we all have had some some sort of interaction with her. This is typical of someone crying out for attention. Wether it be dominating the chat room with her endless babble, posting ego statistical responses in threads on subjects she know's is going to stir a reaction, or basicly 'introducing' herself to every hung male that enters chat with a video to 'please' in an attempt to win them over.

I can say PM is bitter towards me due to a couple of things, 1. i speak my mind and 2. i dont like being intimated or manipulated by such people.

This has stemmed from previous time's in the chat room when for no apparent reason she said some things to me and i couldnt quite undersatnd why?
These again were attacks on a personal level, and just like anyone else would do, i asked to as why are she was saying these things? to which i got no logical reply? We were getting on fine before this and i had said nothing to her to cause this kind of behaivior?

From then on we, we wernt are usual selves, and i said a couple of things back, due to her hurting my feelings. PM now thinks im like this to all the girls i meet and then begins a 'roumer' that im some kind of ass?? I can see why u might think im like that but half the time im just messing around, and people know that.

Again i'd like to thank rex and seaside, and surprisingly spoiled princess for sticking up for me, as im not how im perceived by PM. All i can say is that im rude to those people who choose to be rude with me and just like many, i have a dry and sarcastic sense of humour that you either love or hate and with time u might have to adjust to.
Now if those people can understand the fact im here to have 'fun' and not to be slated in chat room's by the immaturity of other's we can all have a much better time here and enjoy my company. Just like seaside qouted in her post, 'everyone gets very bold when they can hide behind a keyboard.' ..which is very true!
You only need to visit youtube or any other site really to notice this, and check out some of the petty and mindless arguments that start over 'nothing' u really have to just stand back and laugh at some of this crap!

Dont be one's to judge what im like and try to find out for yourself!

Ok? :smile:

 

[D_ExJagSack]

OK, so let me see if I understand. He describes PM's post as generalizing and stereotypical, but no, he's most certainly not saying it's unfair?

He also adds deep amid his narrative of why "women come here"--and I quote--"cos he's probably fucking some other girl.. but that's what u like.. for some strange reason?.." but no, he's not remotely saying these women like to be cheated on.

The only thing I'm defending here is the concept of people actually meaning what they say, and not some twisted and/or rationalized interpretation thereof. First, we had him seeing something that wasn't there, now you're denying things that very clearly are there. At least we can chalk up his to an honest misunderstanding. Apparently, you just can't read worth a shit.

to add..

In the latter of my post im talking about actions that take place outside of lpsg.. and not about the reasons why "women who come here" i never said that?

You too are seing things that arnt there?

The quote--"cos he's probably fucking some other girl.. but that's what u like.. for some strange reason?.." What was meant by it was.. Once the woman has routed through all these men to find someone they like, it will probably be a bloke that has many women after him, and this woman ends up being some sort of 'puppy dog' waiting by the phone, hoping he's going to call when he's probably with someone else.. then the woman will moan about later...
I was generalizing. Not everything i said in my post was to do with lpsg.

At least we can chalk up his to an honest misunderstanding. Apparently, you just can't read worth a shit?

I will say it again, if u missed it last time... I was talking about women in general and how they complain about men. And PM's post is all about complaining about men. If you would like to read that again please do so and tell me if im wrong? Just look at the amount of time she say's the word "guys" - then u might understand?

 

[dolfette]

i didn't read all that, because i always assume that anyone typing such a vast amount of self defense on a message board must be a manipulative, two faced sneak.

am i unreasonably judgmental? hell yeah!

 

[Wish-4-8]

i didn't read all that, because i always assume that anyone typing such a vast amount of self defense on a message board must be a manipulative, two faced sneak.

am i unreasonably judgmental? hell yeah!

Its off topic anyway.

So much for my thread.