Woof: It's a sex toy for dogs!

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Woof: It's a sex toy for dogs

Is your dog single? Lonely? Having a hard time meeting other dogs? Having no luck with the whole online thing? One enterpising company has devised a gadget to fulfill his doggie needs. Brazil's Petsmiling thinks its cornered the market with the DoggieLoveDoll, the world's
The company is marketing it for dogs who are often left alone. Apparently The Kong is so yesterday? Wow.


I have a few questions:
  • Does it come in different heights, sizes, or colors? Cause I'm thinking some dogs wouldn't go near it, just because it looks weird.
  • Is it anatomically correct? Cause washing doggy sperm out of a fake plastic dog, after I get home from work is not my idea of a good time.
  • Why encourage the dog to hump things, just get it fixed. :irked: Problem solved. :cool: