Word for Penis

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  1. ruperty

    ruperty Member

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    Simple - list another word for a penis.

    i'll start with todger.
     
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    cock, dick, weinee
     
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    the beginning of all humanity
     
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    Pork sword, one-eyed trouser snake, wanger, plonker, dong, old-man, baby's arm, wife's best friend, tool, tally-whacker, manhood, meat-truncheon.

    I'm sure there must be a whole load from Viz comic too.
     
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    Johnson, Peter, Dick, One eyed monster, Mr ID
     
  7. ruperty

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    pork sword's a winner for me.
     
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    Schwanz (Ger.), cazzo (It.), puts, shmuck (Yid.), хуй (Rus.), queue (Fr.).
     
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    Bloodhound gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie kilo



    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet
    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket
    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker
    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter


    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten
    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston
    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle
    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple


    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
    .
     
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    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
    From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick!
    So three cheers for you willy or John Thomas,
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
    You piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
    Your percy or your cock,
    You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it your sock.
    But don't take it out in public, or they'll stick you in the dock,
    And you won't a-come a-back.

    —Eric Idle, "The Not Noel Coward Song"
     
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    How about George W Bush ????? :wink:
     
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    don't forget the classic tube steak...

    uz
     
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    This is the best one :biggrin1:

    or "Dick" Cheney
     
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    And then there's the southern colloquial, PEE DADDLER !!!!
     
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    bit (french)
    piel (dutch)
     
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    schnitzel
     
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    luba (isiXhosa)
     
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    Wenis.

    Mouth Organ.

    Rectum Wrecker.

    Terminator.

    Bill Junior. :05:
     
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