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The goal here is to show off your vocabulary. How pretentious can you make an ordinary sentence sound, without actually changing its meaning?
How to play: The poster will read an "ordinary sentence" left by the last poster to the thread. He/she will then contrive a new sentence, replete with colourful vocabulary, that means EXACTLY the same thing as the original sentence. He/she will then author his/her own "ordinary sentence" for the next poster to glorify with grandiloquence.
EXAMPLE:
<ordinary sentence> She went to town to buy milk.
<word salad interpretation> She sauntered to the local municipality intent on procuring mammary secretions in exchange for financial tender.
Be creative!
I'll start:
Mary always goes to church on sunday.
How to play: The poster will read an "ordinary sentence" left by the last poster to the thread. He/she will then contrive a new sentence, replete with colourful vocabulary, that means EXACTLY the same thing as the original sentence. He/she will then author his/her own "ordinary sentence" for the next poster to glorify with grandiloquence.
EXAMPLE:
<ordinary sentence> She went to town to buy milk.
<word salad interpretation> She sauntered to the local municipality intent on procuring mammary secretions in exchange for financial tender.
Be creative!
I'll start:
Mary always goes to church on sunday.