The goal here is to show off your vocabulary. How pretentious can you make an ordinary sentence sound, without actually changing its meaning? How to play: The poster will read an "ordinary sentence" left by the last poster to the thread. He/she will then contrive a new sentence, replete with colourful vocabulary, that means EXACTLY the same thing as the original sentence. He/she will then author his/her own "ordinary sentence" for the next poster to glorify with grandiloquence. EXAMPLE: <ordinary sentence> She went to town to buy milk. <word salad interpretation> She sauntered to the local municipality intent on procuring mammary secretions in exchange for financial tender. Be creative! I'll start: Mary always goes to church on sunday.